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Good co-incidence - just changed to 7 final myself ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Try using a different browser like this one ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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When I jumped rigs with a toggle, I always used to have the tip of my finger in the tube. I found it easier to launch like that. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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That's a fatality waiting to happen. You wouldn't want to let go ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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This discussion comes up almost weekly. Do a search. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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It's an FTP site with a limited amount of users. If there is lots of people on there, it won't let you in. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Jeremy Clarkson did this on his show a few years ago. Used a pasta tube, hairspray, and a spud. Then put it on the cooker. I can't remember if this was before or after he sucked up a gallon of petrol with a vacuum cleaner and connected a corgette to the mains ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Pullout is C now I think. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAGES Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal. Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I prefer my hackey cos I find it easier to get a good grip on. Downside is it costs a little more. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Would it be possible to have the search results in order of date? It seems random at the moment. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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I think packing is part of the skydive. You can't do it again until it's done (or you have another rig). It's one of the skills every jumper should have - how you gonna jump if there's no one to pack for you? [edit] 390*5 = 1950 = new container anyone?
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I don't have one - mainly cos of what the company charges to ship to another country. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Since when has the US been called the UK? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Pic attached ... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Not the one I was on about. This one was on Blinc and had a vaiation of the standard warning label on it. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Little bits of tubing that go inside the riser where the cutaway cable ends. This stops the cable being pinched if you end up in bad enough twists, and allows you a much easier cutaway. [edit] Won't affect cutaway pull required if twists aren't down to the risers etc. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Anyone know where I can get one? I know Blinc used to sell em, but it looks like they don't do em now. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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TRUST ME - that ain't in the future - it's now ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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That's one "other" use for the suspended harness at the dz ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Why not an Astra instead of the CyPReS? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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Can you jump when it's raining?
SkydiveMonkey replied to Casch's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
What about swoopers who get wet, then jump again later in the day? They don't get a repack straight away - they wait until the end of the meet. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages -
You don't want to do relative work !! Buy a 2nd computer just in case ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
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trouble is, only get chinese food after we get kicked out of the pub.