SkydiveMonkey

Then get what I've got - a ZP hoodie. Keeps ya warm under your jumpsuit as well without needed to have loads of layers. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I just got a cheap bag from town, cost me 15 pounds, and holds 2 suits, 2 helmets, my rig, and pockets for log book etc, and 2 pockets to spare for manuals etc. Why spend 80+ pounds on a rig bag that'll only hold a rig?

But it amounts to the same thing. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Erno, click on the link on my sig ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

So someone slips on a bar of soap, and someone sues the company. Now soap is banned? Someone drowns, we sue and get water banned? where does it stop? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

My mum wore one of those shirts into work ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I drink at least every tuesday night at the pub (club social night), and maybe on sunday after going to the dz. Both times is never more than 3 or 4 pints though. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

If I could choose a few .... C-130 (to jump) Mi-24 (to jump and fly) Su-37 (to fly) LET-410 (to jump) Balloon (to jump) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

How how can they justify catching you if it's on your private property and they have no right to be there? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Indeed. Good point. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

This was allegedly posted (very briefly) on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down. Immediately for once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth a read too. McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. Title: [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other First Name: ..................................................... Initial: ........ Last Name...................................................... Password: .............................. 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No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Why isn't he invisible? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

If it's skydiving related then ..... Skydivingmovies.com ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Got one wrong. It's easy really ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

9 cell eliptical made by Chute Shop. From what I've read, it's like a spinetto only with more bottom end flare. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

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Who jumps there? Might be heading out in April for my 21st birthday [edit] mmmm........Skyvan !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

DUCK (mp3, Donald Duck having fun) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'm sure he won't mind you keeping 2 PM's stored ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Paint will do it - IMAGE > ATTRIBUTES and put in how big you want it

They are - Walkers did a thing over here with the same amount of crisps just with less packaging, and they hardly sold cos they looked so small. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I assume you play "flaming football" (not american football) as well? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Maybe they didn't get it the email. did you send a second? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

So what's "A l'orange" in french then? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

The one I saw was on a Fury 220. Didn't work though (person fell off) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages