SkydiveMonkey

Where can I buy one of those? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Astral Projection is quite good with a lot of footage. Not quite dance as well (but just as good) is Sublime. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

HERE ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Musicmatch will do it as well. There's loads of programs out there. Try HERE - there should be plenty of programs there to choose from. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Teardrop Superfly (all black) Hornet 170 (pictured left) Tempo 170 (never seen (yet!!)) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

How cynical are we feeling today buzz?

Shows my commitment to my sport, and it helps to spot other skydivers. Plus the look cool ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Nah, I mean what is it? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

ACLU? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

the door should already be open, so you're dumb as well ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

> > A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp > > partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a > > rub. > Two > > blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. > > The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. > > The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion > > surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them > > and then > > begins to > > explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his > > feet, he > > looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Suddenly > > there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and > > standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. > > They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a > > branch and hang him by the neck until he is dead. > > > > The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their > > hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other > > one, > > "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all those beautiful women > > in a > > big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be > a > > millionaire, but to be hung like a black man is beyond me." ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Sweet video !! Must be intense with that many people around you, especially at deployment time. Those exit shots looking across at all the other aircraft were awesome !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Blue and grey. Although I think black / royal blue is a better combo ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

It's better to do that anyways - in case you choose to keep it, then you don't have to d/l it again ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Please mate !! Alex@Skydiveupsc.com ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Now the women are going to kick my ass How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > > > >------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. > > > >------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. > > > >------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." > > > >------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > > > >------------------------------------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. > > > >------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. > > > >------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. > > > >------------------------------------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. > > > >-------------------------------------------- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. > > > >-------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. > > > > --------------------------------------------- Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. > > > >--------------------------------------------- Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" > > > > --------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. > > > >--------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. > > > >--------------------------------------------- A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,"I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." > > > >--------------------------------------------- Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. > > > >--------------------------------------------- A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Alcohol in brown paper bags ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

What type of files are they supposed to be? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Shouldn't cost any more than 30 to 40 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Get a couple of Ethernet cards and a cross-over cable. Much faster and just as easy. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

How long before someone posts the "6 foot asshole" joke? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Close your eyes, open your lips and think of your country ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'd be persuing a lawsuit no worries after that !! Well out of line. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Same could be argued that you wouldn't last 5 minutes in 1950. It just keeps going back.

I dunno, a protec will provide more protection from inpact than a Z1 ever would. You can't expect a helmet to protect what it doesn't cover though. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages