SkydiveMonkey

Can any of you see the boat in the attached picture? This is annoying the shit out of me! The jpeg attached was sent to me by a mate. You have to try to find the boat in the picture. I guess cos they have better attention to detail they reckon women are better at this than men. Apparently women can find the boat in seconds. I have been searching for 16 minutes and thought I was nearly had it a couple of time but nae luck. Its really bugging me but I've spent enough time on it so if any of you find the boat let me where it is. (Semi work safe) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Not often is it done by the head man

Don't even need to roll the nose on mine - as long as the slider is pulled out, i get a 700 foot opening every time, if not more. warning label is just about unreadable now as well, although the hornet label s still there in all it's glory

I like my Z1 - since I moved the linig away from the vents in the front, it's never fogged up, even under canopy. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

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Have a good one HH !!!

A good test - from the top of a cliff / building / whatever, get a large rock and a small rock, and drop them off the side at the same time. You will see initially that they fall away at the same rate ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

It is friday - it was as of 10 minutes ago anyway ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Took less than a minute for me ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

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can't you just put them through an automatic wash on the "hot wax" setting? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1-2-3-4' and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for a year!" The guy goes home and that night, he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So he lies in bed with her and says: "1-2-3," and suddenly gets an erection. His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

The porn star one is funny as !! Q. Why do woman call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your Jaguar Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q: How can you tell the porno star at the gas station? A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays the gas all over the car. Q. Do you know how Australians practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well-hung. Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A: The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Cos no man would pull those faces on purpose. Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

*sending good vibes*

What's the big deal with this Fraken Otter? Bigger turbines or something? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

URINE TEST One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Mike behind him, my elbow hurts. I guess I had better see a doctor. Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, John deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, John began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. John hurried back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer!! 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I've already got a new case coming with a window pre-installed, I have an etch to go on it, and I'm off into town sometime to get a green cold cathode. Never thought of drilling lots of little holes like in Version 1 though ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

19th hole? Funny looking bar ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I did RAPS in the UK, but I didn't have a problem going somewhere else. Try phoning up other dz's and see what they say. Can't hurt

I'll say it again - I love my Slinks. Makes pulling the slider down SO easy. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Let's just say I'd be on the phone to Rigging Innovations for my voodoo, then I'd be looking for a Porter for my DZ. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

They can be .... if used right

as long as half of the page isn't atken up by them ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

go to the main page, look at the article on the right ... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

If I had the choice of any rig, it'd be a voodoo 2.0. no doubt. Most rigs now are FF suitable, just depends on what you want out of the rig I suppose ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages