Alienangel

Sorry it sounded like you thought that UK coaches should pay to train you. You're right, it's all economics - I think US DZs can afford to cover the coach slot - the coach isn't paying for themselves to jump. At the Eloy Xmas boogie you would get that, for sure, in the form of load organizing. You often get a similar deal in the UK for load organizers. But for one-on-one coaching in sunny England, the best you can hope for is a subsidised coach slot that the DZ, or you, pay for...UK DZs don't have the same turnover or profit margins enjoyed by the USA. For the same reason you don't see any fully-sponsored fulltime DZ-affiliated 4way teams in the UK. The money isn't there.

So you expect the coach to pay (albeit a subsidised slot) to coach you? Never mind that they have already had to pay to buy their own video equipment, and x thousands of pounds to get their skills to a coachable level? I am all for DZs promoting skills in Newbies (after all, they will make some money out of them over the course of their jumping career!) but not at the expense of the coach. I can't think of any other sport where this would be suggested. Free ground coaching is a great idea as all it costs your coach is their time (which, to be fair, they could probably spend earning money from tandems or similar, but hey, it's nice to be nice) - and in air too, but only if the DZ or coachee will cover the slot.

...and do pretty boys get free coaching from top chicks like Eliana, Synchroncity, VMax, Arianne, Nina et al? Or do you have to be in possession of a penis to be a coach in the first place? Hmm.

The most reasonable post on this thread. In support of Ron (God did I say that???), bear in mind that these alleged 'skygod' badasses or whatever you want to call 'them', might in fact be skint themselves. Or possibly as shy as you, rather than 'stuck up'. I am yet to meet these mythical beings. I think they are monsters of your own making. Oh, apart, of course, from ME, in which case, yes, I am a badass skygod, generally surrounded by nubile newbie chicks after my sky and bedroom skills. It's a hard life. But I do try to GIVE BACK to the sport. I'm just that kind of guy. AA

C'mon now Betsy, you know you want to....Dreams can come true, if we want them bad enough... Or (heaven forbid), have you got the hots for Skreamer????? No. Does. Not. Compute. Anyhow you're not cloven-hooved enough from what I understand. Remster - how did you know it was nasty? Did someone present after the event with incriminating sores? Damn hos, can't keep their cheap traps shut...Or do I have the Skreaming One to thank for that again? How many times Will - we are NOT getting our sordid love palace if you keep dishing the dirt on me. Period.

What, the fat chick? Sicko. Mmm, it's been said before...And remains true on soooo many levels....

Maybe so, but he shags goats, surely that must count against him?

Every little helps...The universe has a special way of healing our pain...

Luckily, someone has... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?poll=1&poll_id=2045&forum_id=1&poll_type=0&post_id=1071995&poll_answer_id=9890&do%3Dpoll_vote%3Bredo%3Dpost_view_flat%3Bpost%3D1071995%3Broot_post%3D1071995%3Bpoll%3Dresults%3B=Vote

I may be wrong but...it looks to me like neither of these chicks have genitals, LostOne. Sorry to be the one to break it to ya.

These so-called MPD individuals are VERY SICK and should all be locked up for a very, very long time. The Angel

The biiiitch is clearly jealous of your beauty, Rosa. Maybe she thought you were wearing a revealing outfit, that you looked at her man, or that your small butt makes hers look big? Is she a munter? I suspect so. Psychologically disturbed with low-self esteem? Certainly. You could try making yourself look shite, perhaps eating heavily for a coupla months, not washing your hair, ignoring your deodorant, letting a small facial moustache grow, and rubbing chip fat into your skin...Or, you could make the bitch suffer even more than she already is, put on some lipgloss and get out there and party Skydive Perris a new asshole! I go for the new asshole every time. But that's just me. AA [Edited to correct shameful spelling error.]

Mmmm...maybe a slightly tactless title for your thread, dude...

I think you might want to look again then. Shame, your views sound quite naive, there is experience on this forum. You really think driving is safer than skydiving? Quote your 'stats' til you're blue in the face: this is simply not the case. I've not only seen several people bounce, I've also had a friend hook in and die, not to mention the countless near misses/ close calls and broken legs. All this in four years. This is incomparable to my experience of driving. I used to share similar views to yours. Then I woke up. A heightened awareness of the extremely dangerous nature of our sport is what keeps people alive. Sometimes. But I don't think you can know this by being told, no matter how experienced, or well-meaning those who pass on their own learning may be. Unfortunately, one learns through bitter experience.

Women are genetically different from men. Most of them anyway. So, their hips are more flexible, making it easier to keep legs wide whilst arching. It's probably related to that giving birth thing. This is quite fortunate, since if a girl is doing 4way with 3 guys she needs all the added stability she can get. 14 lbs is not a lot of lead anyway, I believe there is a girl on Airspeed who wears more than that, and I guess she knows what she's doing.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm A thing of beauty, and it doesn't answer back. Now we just need someone to figure out how to automate loading the washing and doing the ironing.

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a forum dedicated to bean-flicking oestrogen-afflicted lezzers is doing on a skydiving website? I can understand a forum dedicated to BABES...as long as it's purely visual and they aren't allowed to talk, of course...A few nicely shot well-oiled skygod-loving bikini hotties would go down well, methinks. But it's bad enough having chicks out the kitchen and on the dz in the first place (except those hot tandem kittens in high-heels and lippy blindly adoring their instructor...ahem). Surely a forum of their own encourages them to actually JUMP? What is the world coming to?! Or are they only allowed to whinge on about periods and cookery in there? In which case maybe it should be allowed. Please explain, oh leaders?

Very kewel indeed dude

'Tainted'? Is that the same as saying it makes ya feel DIRTY?... You gotta number I can call y'on? (Do you have any objection to guys who don't...uh...LAST that long? We could have a beautiful thing goin' on here!) Call me, baby Goddamn! They ALL WANT IT! I knew it! The pen[is] mightier than the sword! Bring it on laydeeeeez!

Are YOU callin ME a whuffo? I do NOT have a tiny peepee and I'll take on any fucker who implies that the size of a skygod's canopy is directly proportional to that of his cock! (Who told you that though, huh? It was a cold day for fuckssake!) And what's wrong with Big Wheelz tyres? Chicks dig 'em...I'm sure they do...

I was asked today as I walked, carefully and gingerly, why I jump if I keep coming back with broken body parts (yeh well, my 84 Extreme doesn't mix too well with a gram of charlie and a bottle of JD, but if it aint dangerous it aint fun, right?) Anyway, this is my answer. Away from my wife and fondling my ego I seek the DZ, like a piss-ant, crawling – Stepping away, stepping out I pretend to make an art of falling. My hangover recedes as the plane Blends into the day I am free to belch and burn altitude; I am free to hopefully play away… To slyly touch an AFF student’s tits - To slide secretly my sweaty hand; To feel the fleeting fullness of my boner. Only another ego-driven perv could understand. The silent majesty [ok it’s not very big but fuck it, it’s artistic license!]of my hidden member Grows below, urges gently In my mind to Look! Nubile sky babes everywhere! - and I’m sure they all want ME! To stumble through the day Til I can reach out for another scotch To quell my raging boozer’s headache – And turn my attention to my crotch. Cradled in its hugeness, My ego - unbelievable to normal man Becomes my sanctuary Can I shag that babe? You know, I think I can… Through belches (I have hideous wind) I dance, solitary, singular. Huh. The bitches don’t seem to get it! I’m a skygod, dammit! Can’t they see that far! I jump to look cool, to pull chicks. To try and get a fricken’ screw! I jump my sub 100 and I hook it! – But once more, I’m left alone, having a wank in the loo.. My cock may look small while you're holding it in your hands; it is, so what, I’m a skygod and that’s what counts! Fuck you all!

It's a lotta flesh too baby... Can't believe you didn't even get that dig in...Loser. I'll abuse MYSELF in future!

Er...just to change the subject..but if you have a problem with Skybytch why don't you send her a private message instead of publishing these bad vibes on here? Just an idea....your call dude

where is the Blinc board? I'd quite enjoy hearing BASErs slagging skydivers for being whuffos....quite funny...better than WORKING anyway! AAAARGH!

Rollercoasters are for poofs aa