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  1. Speaking of Ozzy, I'm bummed...OzFest is not coming through Kansas City this year That's one of the best concerts, and now if I wanna go I have to drive something like 4 hours Truman Sparks for President
  2. Very well put! Truman Sparks for President
  3. BWAHAHA, I don't think Robert Burns would mind. I bet he'd laugh right along, actually. I mean come on, any one who writes a poem about a mouse has to appreciate one about a good fart Truman Sparks for President
  4. Hahaha, yeah, I thought of that and of that car commercial, I forget which car it was, where the pigeons are after the nice freshly watched car and Danger Zone is playing in the background. Truman Sparks for President
  5. Hahaha, I think you're right. Truman Sparks for President
  6. Standing outside having my first smoke of the day when the biggest flock of geese I've ever seen flew over. It literally took about 4 minutes for all of them to pass. I was standing there staring thinking, "Wow, that's a bigway!" when all of a sudden I started hearing things hitting the ground. Sounded kind of like a rain shower when it first starts. Then it clicked and I ran for cover and watched random goose crap come falling down. Whew! I was bombarded today! I'm lucky to be alive! Truman Sparks for President
  7. The hell with terrorists doing it, I wanna hear this story if it's tellable! Why do you know a Samurai and a PT Cruiser won't fit the CASA?
  8. Okay, that is semi retracted now that I thought for a second more and remembered little niceties like the Inquisition and the Crusades. It's still not totally retracted, though, because we all look down on those moments in history, right? Truman Sparks for President
  9. I've got to agree with that one. Just look at the honorable Rev. Falwel (sp?) and you know that any religion can go bad. The thing is, how many of them become so infested with people advocating the death of anyone not in league with their version of god? Truman Sparks for President
  10. This may sound crazy but it's all about the abs. Ok, maybe not all, but the tougher your abs get the less you back will hurt, generally speaking. When the abs are nice and toned they actually help keep your back in line. Actually they help keep everythng balanced. That's a rough explanation, but it hits the high points I think
  11. All I know is that after a quick search I've found nothing saying that it was file footage while I've found a few things talking about other celebrations happening. *shrug* Like I said, it was a quick search, so it may be file footage and I jsut couldn't find any reference, but there's plenty of other moments of celebration to make up for it. Truman Sparks for President
  12. Really? I hadn't heard that one. I believe if it's true I'd actually feel a little bit better about the world. I guess now I've got to go searching. Truman Sparks for President
  13. Ya know, I'm not really sure how relevant this is, but I feel like saying it. I remember right after the towers came down there was a blurb they showed on tv for a little while that still makes my blood run cold just to think about it. Do you remember it, you know, the one where the people in Palestine were celebrating in the streets? I know that's not representative of every middle eastern muslim person because I'm friends with a couple of people who are arabic muslims, but damn, there sure were a lot of them out there celebrating. Maybe it's not a religion that's teaching to hate, but then again, when you have such a large group of people practicing a form of religion, even if it's not a "pure" form, is it still wrong to be leary of that religion? Truman Sparks for President
  14. Hahaha, lucky for me I'm not catholic so I get to keep chasing Norwegian supermodels, keep playing the Jew's harp and keep practicing for the upcoming underwater checkers championship.
  15. Please, please, please tell me that number is a typo. Truman Sparks for President
  16. congratulations, you solved the case of the missing boobies
  17. I don't generally worry about natural disasters. I've been through more tornadoes than I can count, actually saw one come towrds us, lift off and then set down about 100 yards further down the line. That's the one that had me nervous. Okay, I was scared sh*tless. I've been through most of those listed, and most of them you're either gonna be okay or be dead, but you usually have a clue they're coming. (I siad usually) I think man made disasters are scarier, though. Truman Sparks for President
  18. I'll take the long story since it was informative. If you ever tell one that's not informative, or at least entertaining, though, iwe gonna rumble! I've been contemplating getting in to photography lately. When I was in college I was gonna take a class on it but the stupid powers that be required you to take the basic art class first. I suck at art and have no desire to learn it so I desisted. Still wouldn't mind learning a bit about it some day, thoguh. See, I can fight back with long stories myself Truman Sparks for President
  19. You've only got me beat by about 65 degrees. Wait for it, wait for it......you suck! Truman Sparks for President
  20. First of all, let me say that no, I didn't do a damn thing last night. Having said that I'd like to address one of your choices on the poll, the one asking if there is such a thing as nasty boobies. I can answer that one for you, YES!! I was New Orleans one year for new years when a 'lady' came up to a buddy and me. For all I know she was 30, but she looked to be about 100, and she flashed us and asked my friend to put her up on his shoulders. Those were nasty boobies, and I was even way beyond drunk at the time. Needless to say, I encouraged my friend to hoist her up, which he not only didn't do he didn't seem to appreciate my encouraging her. Truman Sparks for President
  21. Yeah, that makes things a little more clear for me. I was sitting there thinking, "Man, I know I don't know this guy except for a few random posts online, but I never would have guessed he wore a full one-piece swimsuit." I always figured you for a bikini to tell the truth Having made my smarta$$ comment, how long you been photogging? Truman Sparks for President
  22. Ok, whether I support this war or think it should not happen, I have to say that this is bullsh*t. I understand that it's private property, but if they can do that then they could refuse service to, oh, I don't know, certain racial groups maybe? This isn't supposed to happen, me thinks. Truman Sparks for President
  23. Just thought I'd let you all know that I just got back in from enjoying a smoke and I did notice one really bad thing out there. The ground is covered in one inch of solid sleet, ice and various other cold wet crap. I didn't like it at all. I'll quit for good if it gets rid of this stuff. Truman Sparks for President
  24. BWAHAHAHAHA I thought you were telling us that there was a picture of you on the front page. Imagine my surprise to see those straps coming over your shoulders before I figured it out BTW, that is a great pic, nice shot. Truman Sparks for President
  25. 14 out of 16. Hmm, I feel kind of...afraid. Fun quiz, though