So no Yuri Saturday; but, there were strange happenings at The Ranch this weekend. I made a jump, and I collapsed my slider and next thing I hear is flappa, flappa. Someone unstowed my slider. Such distractions. I annoyed me as I flew up the line of flight at 6,500 feet. It almost made me land the same directions as all those other crazy skydivers.
All weekend, I had to hear, "Make sure you check you sliders", "Make sure you check you sliders", BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Who needs to check such silly stuff. Land toward the mountians, land towards the pond share the field.
Now I see my name is on the Bounce Bingo list. Who would put Secret Skydiver on the list. I'm the safest skydiver out there. I always fly near by to make sure that they open at the right altitude. I do my good deeds and now they call me dangerous.
I will keep jumping there until they clean the bathrooms and learn to skydive my way.
Be Safe.
