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My penis loves me, and I love him. For the record, I think it's a healthy relationship. LOL Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

True, true Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

I thought shitting in anothers mouth was known as 'scatting'. It is this side of the pond anyhow... Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

I work in retail, in London. I hate most of my time wasting, cock sucking customers... Couldn't say I hate everyone though Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

IMHO I believe that it is wholly possible to overuse the word love. Surely your actions, and treatment of the ones you love mean way more than just the actual going through the motions of saying 'I love you'. Unless of course you say it with the same passion, thought, emotion, and mean it. I don't think it should be used at every opurtunity (takes the special-ness out of it surely?) Saying it for the sake of it demeans it in my opinion. But having said that I know that I make sure my better half knows I love her because of the way I treat her. And she treats me. It's a two way street after all. Great thread, and appreciate the poster for asking the question

Woah - yeah man, we all fart in our sleep. My ex was always waking me up, after I'd woken her up with a noxious emission whilst sleeping. How good (she's an ex!), is that? Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Couldn't get the clicky to work... Here's my attemp: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7002423310 Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

All men know that, well really and truly ALL MEN ARE PIGS. I remember things that I've done that I know a women just simply wouldn't do... Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken in my opinion. Sure, we can hide it' but by definition, if we have to 'hide it', then we must be pigs underneath. So, I am a pig, and I'm proud of it. I wouldn't change it for a thing, and I thing we men get the better deal in life. Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Thought I'd ask my better half - she's an honest sort! She just stood there, bemused shaking her head and saying no. There you are - I'm officially not a pig Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Ok OK, I might have tried mouthwash this one time to revive me after an extended session - really brings life back to the old boy Retreat retreat... It works a treat - any brand - listerene's one to tach tho! Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Hiya Andy, Like the others say, she's probably a TI. Watch out man - blonde's can bite (or is that a good thing?!) Enjoy Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Fear is healthy and can help your mind to focus. If it's abject terror then perhaps skydiving really isn't the sport for you, although in my limited experience if you were suffering from abject terror you would not have achived your A (after all the instructors have faith in your skills which you've demonstrated on your jumps so far). I'm a newbie, I know, and I've learned the hard way a couple of times (broken ankle on my level 2!) etc etc, but there really is nothing like skydiving - not even flying comes close. Perhaps you could do some progression, so your mind is focussed on learning the next thing, rather than worrying about everything (thats not a dig by the way). Enjoy it, live it, whatever you do with it. Blues Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Thug is 26% Gay. I was told to loosen up 'Thug' women prefer a gentler approach these days. Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

I'm sensing a recurrent theme... Is spunk the same thing the whole world round - I know for a fact here in the UK it can be considered two distinctly different things, and in Oz it's something else... Perhaps 'inject a little spunk' could be re worded into 'inject a little enthusiasm'? Just my two penneth (WTF I shouldn't be using old fart phrases like that, but what the heck?) Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Fairly new in these parts, mainly just lurk in the background quietly watching the threads grow and grow...drifting and dissipating like clouds on a windy day... Ah bollox, I'm off to bed. Night all Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Went to a school with a girl called Theresa Green... Trees are green... She was always getting stick for her name. Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

A measly 30% pure - I knew my growing up years would one day come back to haunt me. But wow - what a laugh getting there, and what a great test - thanks for posting LOL Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

boring I know - but my entire cd collection via my ipod! Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Here I go again... When we in junior school, we weren't allowed into class during lunch break. Me and a pal thought it would be a larf to push a younger kid into a classroom, while we waited outside. Anyhow's we pushed our victim in, and he immediately burst out crying. But that wasn't enough for us - we both put all our energy into holding the door shut, and at that point we saw the other door to the classroom opening, so we bailed. 10 minutes later we revisited the scene of our crime, and were stunned to see loads of blood all over the place. We had only gone and cut his thumb off. It was only held on by the tendons, and we'd broken it in several places. Times were rough growing up in the 70's. Oh- and we never fessed up - Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

OK, so I'm bored too... I'll throw it out to ya, what's the one worst thing you've ever done to anyone or anything? I accidentaly cut someone's thumb off when I was younger, I think that was fairly bad. Who's gonna admit to what! Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

Hey dude, Beelzebub is my father too. Can't remember how many times I've been told that Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

It's raining, so I decided to create a new getting-to-know-you questionnaire. Have fun! What is your name and your nickname? I'm called Mike, my pals affectionately call me thug! When is your birthday? 30th January 73 What is your eye color and hair color? Brown eyes, shaven head but brown when I let it grow Do you drink? Smoke? Love to drink, hate to smoke! What city do you live in? Live in the middle of nowhere here in the UK. What is your occupation, and do you enjoy your job? Work in retail management, it pays the bills, but... How often do you travel? 2, 3, 4, 5 times a year - as often as I can afford really How many languages do you speak? English a bit of french, and I can swear fluently in Argentinian Spanish What kind of music do you enjoy? All forms of music. What is your favorite food? Indian or Thai Do you have a favorite color? Deep dark blue Do you have any unusual habits or quirks? Vrtual tourette's syndrome (colourful language) What is a talent that you have that most people don't expect from you? I can fly a plane, oh and I'm a licensed skydiver Name something that you are proud of in your life. Having saved someones life. Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

What a great question...here's some of my favourites "Did your parents have any children that survived?" That's kinda special, or how about: "Your so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece" Or even "It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's arse, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress" Credit all of these to the first 5 minutes of Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932