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Choosing canopy colors - packing an issue?
artistcalledian replied to natecoon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
i can't pack yet so i've ordered my canopy in navy blue....with the 2nd, 5th and 8th cells white, to help those poor packers ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police -
i bought that book, excellent read ! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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Hot glue smell after 1st jump
artistcalledian replied to mattyblast's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
yeah, its a mixture of the poop in your pants, and the aviation fuel ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police -
-10 C at langar in Nottinghamshire today at altitude brrrrrr
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So it wasn't 1991 then? Just like 1991. Was it 1992? That's sort of like 1991, only a year later. Or was it 1919? That's also like 1991, only the last two digits are switched around. Is this where you got your name? hahahahahahahaha i love it when somebody points out how silly Americans sound sometimes they want to talk proper, like what we do ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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I'm on my consol jumps after doing my AFF at Langar. Thanks to people like Milko and Chris McCann, i had a wicked time and learn't to Skydive properly. Nothing so too much trouble for all the AFF-I's and they are more than happy to answer all your question and listen to people like me saying how scared they are in the door. The Dz owner can be seen looking after affairs at every level in a proffessional manner, always giving out praise where it's required, and a roasting where required also...but hey, you mess up, you get the roasting, no worries there All in all, i recommend this DZ to anybody who wants to feel in safe hands
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http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1937775;#1937775 ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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hi henri welcome to the best days of your life
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i couldn't breath when i did a tandem.... the tandem master said you might have trouble breathing, if that happens, to just look forward at the horizon and not down, that was because the wind won't be going straight past your nose and mouth, but will be hitting under your chin and forming slower air (almost like an air bubble) around your face to breath in from ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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i bet you're one of those religeous people aren't you, i can tell you lot a mile away ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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Who has the most jumps?
artistcalledian replied to Rhonda66's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
didn't you know that jump numbers are in direct proportion to the size of your penis? -
Who has the most jumps?
artistcalledian replied to Rhonda66's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
i've got the most ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police -
I got half way through this, then fell asleep after waking up i read the rest of it. May i suggest you put the crack pipe down and step away from it? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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toggles are those loops you put your feet in when putting on your back-pack did you remember to pack your sandwhiches next to your main chute incase you get the nibbles on the way down? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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My new canopy v's my experience level
artistcalledian replied to canedraw4's topic in Safety and Training
wot? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police -
oh sorry, i must be Mr T. Wat today ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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and in English? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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..... if you've got a fat arse and are black ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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close minded thinking like that just might get you knocked the fuck out in real life... noone should ever be able to tell someone else what they should and should not be listening to Can you fly, bobby? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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BUT...BUT....BUT....what if the plane got into problems, what if you were too busy listening to the music and smiling to jump out the very second you should?....drone drone drone...blah blah blah insert boring safety worries ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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i used to have a car with 3 x 12inch JL subs in the boot, running off a Viper 2500d (2500 watts rms amp) and i managed to drive around with it on full whack no problems there is a safety issue with most things you do in life, saying "what if" all the time will make no difference, just do what you want to do and don't worry. If the plane goes down, i think you'll generally get an idea whats going off by the fact the others are jumping out and the extremely remote chance og you blocking the door and not hearing whats going off isn't worth even wasting your time worrying about. i think there's more chance of you having a double Mal and losing your brain out of your head when you hit the ground at 120 mph ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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you'll always get boring people droning on about safety, fook safety, just do what you want and have fun ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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depends what you listen to, any rap or R&B shit will get you thrown out of the plane without your chute on some nice house or techno is fine though ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
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great
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