owellynot
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is THAT where that f-ing annoying phrase came from???? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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thats my vote! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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jesus! now that is some funny shit!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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Don't knock masturbution......it is sex with someone that loves you. woody allen...lovely. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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aw come on--whats wrong with axle grease? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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you shuddup. working weekends blows. yes, i'm in the same (*&$%ing boat. beer me. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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I just wanted to express my deepest most heartfelt condolences for you and your family. You will be kept in my thoughts and in my heart. I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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oh man--hearts, spades, cribbage....all of a sudden i miss my mom. she's from the east coast and i grew up playing all that stuff. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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So what if your erection lasts longer than four hours ?
owellynot replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
fucking hysterical--lmao I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... -
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owellynot replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
i'm sooooo glad i'm not the only one who saw that... I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... -
ROFLMFAO!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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Im tellin ya, dont let it happen. were like a fungus... it takes expensive medicine and months to get rid of us... then before ya know it... were back again. like a gawddamned rainbow...figures. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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then get the F outta my poll. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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i have my moments. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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oral. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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Oh and the rest of my body hurts too so blow me. Nuthin matters but the skydives.
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thats a good stitch I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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and lovestain. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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kickass...best monkey ever! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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yeah baby!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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i'm flatly terrified. my man's hands are WAAAAAY too big to even think about taking part in those sorts of shenanigans. now--finger action--holy sheep shit--that boy found my g spot on the first attempt. i wasn't expecting that and damn near passed out...talk about leaving a love stain. jebus. what a fanfuckingtastic surprise. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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I will leave unsatisfied and frustrated sometimes a girl finds herself in the unfortunate position of having to finish herself off. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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alright stich--whynot go the full fucking 9--DVDA. hehehehehehehe--i think trey parker made that up but it's still funny. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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???? First time I've heard that one.... and if so, wouldn't you be equally if not more at risk from cunnilingus? Yeah, I always thought swallowing was how you got pregnant. Learn something new every day. i guess it depends on the amount of spit involved... I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....