owellynot
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With my new beau, my only problem is getting too wet. I have had to start wearing panty liners whenever i know i'm going to see him at work. I truly fear one of these days i'm just gonna slip right out of my seat. Lube can be fun. You can use it for extra-sloppy hand/blow jobs. You can use it if you're playing with toys...see also: pocket pussy. fun stuff. and quite frankly, most times its very necessary when anal play is introduced. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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Excuse yourself, and call these guys NSFW!!!! HOLY SHEEPSHIT BATMAN!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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vinny, eh? i loves me some jackasses! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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I heard olive oil is good? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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good girl! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i'm intriqued!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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then what do you need the bengay for? just spit on it a little! no no no no no spit, jackass! thats how you get UTIs. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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well???????? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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However does he manage to keep her? She's drugged, isn't she? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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sweetheart--somehow i can't believe this is a problem for most men. yourself included. but, should you venture down there and find yourself falling, PLF!! next time flip her over. perhaps another orifice (smaller one) would be more accommodating for those gents with penises better measured with the metric system. xo I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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goddamned hippies!! i suppose this one is growing on me though... I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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The guy that did my ass hat had a piercing through the head of his penis. I asked to see it and got an eyefull--it was the teeniest weenie i have EVER seen. no, it wasn't hard, no it wasn't cold, no there was no shrinkage and finally NO--there was NO way it was getting much bigger. fully erect it wouldn't have been much bigger than 1/2 a kosher hotdog. bad deal. i'm sorry, but that is simply too small. i doubt he would've been capable of properly de-flowering a virgin. having said that--thank him for his time and don't return his calls. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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i'm getting a pre-nup. there shall be no forfieture of turns and in the event of a dee-vorce i retain full custody of the dz. humph! and another thing... the aforementioned boobies are regularly on display after hours in the hot tub. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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jesus tapdancing pink polkadot pantie wearing christ. that ain't right. who's granny did THAT??? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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sweeeeeeeeet. looks like i have some research and some explaining to do. the explaining will consist of rebutting hippies mean post. i will NOT lose my spot. fffffff-ttttt. as far as finding another home DZ--he travels so much with work it wouldn't really be an issue. besides--i was there first, i'm adorable, and i have very very nice boobies. nuff said. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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I was told that 230 is the max weight for students? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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I had a neighbor who's dog repeatedly jumped the fence and chased my cat around MY yard. A couple stealthy well-aimed shots to the dog's hindquarters with a BB gun took care of that problem. I simply cannot tolerate assholes who can't control their pets. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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I'm curious. I started seeing someone about a month ago and he's a big corn-fed thing. Yummy...but i digress. He's 6'5 & weighs 260. Solid as a rock, but too heavy to jump. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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May your day be filled with smiles, spankings, and extra icing. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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looks like it's gonna be a Good Friday....huh huh huh--i am a HOOT. i'm glad everyone else is all worked up too. the boyfriend is outta town and i have all sorts of pent up energy. can't do anything about it cause i'm at WORK. i KNEW i shoulda grabbed my vibrating panties on my way out this morning. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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i said gawd DAMN.....go napolean....get down with your bad self. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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alright sugar butt--i just started a new poll in the women's area... enjoy I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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mean people suck. nice people are good to peeps. actually nice people swallow... their peeps. silly hippie--wtf do you think 'being good to peeps' is????? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
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it is not nice to jack with a person's grammar or spelling before noon. mean people suck. nice people are good to peeps. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....