owellynot

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  1. they melt in your mouth....and in your hands...and...well...they're just tasty morsels. now, about the peeps.... I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  2. Everytime the miserable yipping little shit starts in on his barking go over and fucking POUND on the neighbors' door till they answer. tell them it's going to happen EVERY time their mutt rousts you from a perfectly good slumber. trecherous cocksuckers. keep the damn dog quiet or keep him inside. period. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  3. commie bastard. Not anymore! actually for me its a blood sugar thing. Sugar is good, till I crash and my muscles go to mush. keep the hypoglycemia under control and I have less of a chance for diabetes later in life.
  4. xo I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  5. commie bastard. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  6. poor baby! come here, i will pet you! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  7. hmmmmmmmmm....nice. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  8. oh man!!! i LOVE that song! just scared the crap outta my new beau by making him listen to her. sweeeeeeeeeeeet. fuck and run, anyone??? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  9. skymama is hot. if i were a lesbian i would totally hit on her.... oh what the hell... hey chica--(in best joey voice) how YOU doin? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  10. you cocksmoker--that link opened roughly 15 pop-ups and i have a pop-up BLOCKER. GAWDDAMMIT!! THAT WAS NOT A P.A. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  11. owellynot

    A Tribute

    in tears at work.... amazing. beautiful. i feel foolish trying to put into words.... thank you. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  12. jesus--just be a man and get a damn brazilian wax. pussy. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  13. ow!!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!! dammit. how f*cked up do you have to be for THAT to be a good idea??? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  14. fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck. no one needs to see that shit. you owe me $5 assface, i just spit my latte all over myself. gawddammit. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  15. ummmmmmm....can you get it in any further? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  16. Ok--did anyone else thing it was wierd that during the procession of the athletes american 70s and 80s music was played? friggin village people&everything. AND--i don't know which american athlete it was but some bitch was on her FUCKING CELL PHONE!! jebus, people, a little respect please???? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  17. i'm friggin working....it blows. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  18. Top drawer is my 'goody drawer'. all sorts of fun stuff..... I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  19. I have heard SOOOOO much about Couch Freaks. It is my goal to be all lisenced and ready to go by early next spring so I can start jumping with others!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  20. Haven't had the pleasure yet. Cant wait too, though, i've heard many many good things!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  21. Dirty boy--i'll show you mine if you show me yours I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  22. there ARE pics.... I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  23. HOORAY!!!!! i'm doing level 5&6 AFF this weekend. kickass! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  24. hey--do i get 'extra credit' for nekkid hottubbing w/the experienced jumpers????? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....
  25. I know that I disagree with a greenie at my peril ( :) ), but even though this is an important step, I don't know if this alone makes you a real skydiver. The real question is: Have you bought beer yet? (Assuming you're of age and don't abstain, of course.) Eule i have bought beer!!