yamtx73

Members
  • Content

    2,989
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by yamtx73

  1. The hare introduced me to this golden elixir called beer.. now I cant get on my feet again The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  2. Did you see the boobies on that one?? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  3. Just out of curiosity: I always thought you need a D license and a pro rating if you want to jump outside a dropzone. Or does that only apply for public areas and not for your backyard? What is the regulation on this? If a D license was required to do a jump outside a drop zone then I'd say a majority of people doing their first balloon jump are in violation.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  4. Ok, this thread has been quiet for way too long... I know there are a lot more good stories out there... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  5. You mean mistakes like climbing out on the wing of a Junkers? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  6. What makes you think I'm having a bad day? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  7. Shake well before using The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  8. at least I fly better than the Spruce Goose... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  9. shhhhhh... here we have the rare red & blue winged belly flier performing his mating ritual The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  10. The cook keeps giving me beer and said something about turtle soup tonight... I didn't know they named a soup after me The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  11. yamtx73

    Just pee on it!

    No motels/hotels on the beach in Bonita, there is 1 in Naples... the main difference is water clarity... when you get down around Naples (about a 45 minute drive on US 41) the water is very clean/clear as opposed to the murky water around Fort Myers (I've lived in Fort Myers for about 10 years now). There are a couple small keys between Fort Myers Beach and Bonita that have pretty decent beaches as well. Haven't had much of a problem with jelly fish, but remember to do the 'sting ray shuffle".. Rays tend to burrow under the sand and it's very easy to step on one and learn it's there when it nails you with it's stinger... good way to ruin a vacation! The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  12. yamtx73

    Just pee on it!

    You'll find the beaches down in Bonita and Naples to be much nicer than the one at Fort Myers due to the Caloosahatchee River emptying into the Gulf and mucking up the water. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  13. You may recognize me from Pink Floyd's "The Wall" video The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  14. I said I want beer now The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  15. Sure, why not? It's all going down the drain anyway... plus the soapy water from the shower helps clean up any 'residue'... besides it's not like you're going to be eating off the shower floor... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  16. Due to certain circumstances I'm not jumping nearly as much as I'd like to so I'm way behind on the learning curve... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  17. Looks like I missed out on the handsome part, guess I'll have to work on cute... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  18. Turn around, bend over and drop your pants.. I promise I won't laugh The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  19. Faster than a speeding shadchen... more powerful than a bubeh... able to leap a challeh in a single bound.. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  20. What areYOU looking at? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  21. I jiggle like jello.. wait, I AM jello.. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  22. If I keep this sign up long enough maybe I'll see some boobies The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  23. [begging] Beer? Beer for the poor? [/begging] The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  24. If you touch my udders I'll follow you anywhere The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
  25. I keep my shrubbery nicely trimmed, see for yourself... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...