As a flight instructor and skydive pilot I am about to go nuts the last week! This is a proposal for those who must do something skydiving related: We get an old Ford Pinto (about the same year as the Cessna's we fly) convert the door to a flying door, cut the muffler off so it sounds like a Cessna, Tear out all the seats, put some sharp objects on the floor so they can poke up thru the carpet into your knees. To simulate the swerving take-off roll of a young inexperienced pilot we will hire a young child to command the Pinto. Right at the rotation speed we will have someone blow a kazoo to simulate the STALL warning buzzer to warn us of our impending doom. As we all know, must young pilots judge rotation or lift off point not by looking at the end of the runway but by the expression of the experienced jumpers...if you don't give the scared look, you don't lift off! To maximize the effect, turn on the heater as you taxi and make sure all the windows are in the UP position. I know this isn't much but it is all we have right now!