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I can relate. Looking at the possibility of getting back into school yet again, this time after a six-year break. Glad your guy is supportive, though.
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Damn. I guess now you're getting too smart to converse with all us iggerent sumbitches. Knock 'em dead, dude. Matt
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Firefly was a great TV show, one of the very very few. Everybody stop what you're doing, go someplace that's open all night and sells DVDs, buy the box set for about $20, and watch all the episodes tonight and tomorrow. You'll thank me. Serenity was a pretty good movie, too. Probably the best ever movie based on a canceled TV show. Matt
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Very cool!
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Agreed about the footnotes! Personally, I always view any footnotes as evidence of poor writing skills, or just plain laziness; the notes at the back of the book are the worst. Please, spend a little more time with the project, and figure out how to incorporate your point into the text. If the extra information is really so off-topic that it just won't fit into the current passage, then make a new paragraph somewhere else, or just leave it out altogether. How in the hell has such an unconscionably sloppy practice become acceptable?! Matt
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I usually head "thataway" for "awhile." It's generally worked so far. Matt
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Or a big bowl of ice cream Ziggy Piggy! Matt
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The only thing that could've made a difference is twinkies. How about a waterslide? That could've worked. Matt
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That's some talented peeing. Matt
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Try smacking it a few times. Could work. Ya never know. Matt
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Matt
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Sure!
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If I admit I have the problem, why would I wait to start trying to fix it? Not making sense to me. Maybe you're asking how long to admit I have a problem? Matt
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One soap bubble plus one soap bubble equals one soap bubble.
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So a pink asshole is supposed to be more attractive than a brown asshole? Says who? Once somebody knows you well enough to be inspecting your asshole, you'd hope the precise shade wouldn't really matter. I guess it's better than foot binding, though. Women will do some freaky shit if they're convinced it'll make them look better. Matt
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And some peril-sensitive sunglasses, so I won't have to look at things that might worry me. Matt
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I second that !!!! Thirded.
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Just different definitions of "vowel" is the problem. You're talking about a written letter, and she's talking about a spoken sound. Matt
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Wondering how long it will be until I can start again. (Having too many career/financial/health issues at the moment to consider it.) Matt
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Knives for everybody!
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Okay, this has been a very strange experience. My name is Matt. I look a lot like this guy. He dances like I do. Reading some of what he wrote on that site, he and I share a lot of the same attitudes about life in general. Like Matt, I have never lost a staring contest. He could be me; or I, him! Matt
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Sounds like you're already prepared. Just walk in there and in a calm, professional manner... smack the shit out of 'em with their own rules. Make it sting. Matt
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Things that are grounds for revocation of the man card
MF42 replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
Not a sports fan of any denomination here, but if I had to choose between watching hockey and figure skating, and if "watch neither" wasn't an option, then I'd go for the figure skating purely because it features hot women in skimpy outfits publicly spread-eagling themselves. -
Mystery Science Theater 3000. In the not too distant future, Next Sunday A.D. There was a guy named Joel, Not too different from you or me He worked at Gizmonics Institute, Just another face in a red jumpsuit He did a good job cleaning up the place, But his bosses didn't like him, So they shot him into space! "We'll send him cheesy movies, "The worst we can find (la-la-la) "He'll have to sit and watch them all, "And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la) Now keep in mind Joel can't control, Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la) Because he used those special parts, To make his robot friends Robot Roll Call: (Come on, let's go) Cambot (Pan left) Gypsy (Hi girl) Tom Servo (What a cool guy) Croooow! (You little wisecracker) If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, And other science facts (la-la-la) Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax". For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000! Matt
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Yeah, I'd buy it.