So I keep getting random phone calls and texts from a certain dizzy.commer..... all I can say is, get a fucking life, asshole. You're boring, and if you have nothing better to do than drunk dial or text someone who has outgrown dizzy, then you REALLY need to reevaulate your life choices. Don't make me air dirty laundry, OK?
Love,
Me.
oooops, I forgot, we need to do lots of these....