sartre
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Ugh. My ex-husband kissed that way. The man was a slobber factory.
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And you posted this in the Bonfire so you could see how quickly it gets moved?
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I'd like to see pics of it, just to see what I think of it. But I can't find anything but girls on my inernet search. Not that I spent a lot of time looking...
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OUCH!!!
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Honest question here. I am trying to picture a man wearing a belly button ring, and can't imagine it looks anything near sexy. But....apparently some (supposedly straight) men do pierce their navals. Has anyone here seen it? Or do any of you guys sport one? Does any woman on here consider it sexy? Not an earth-shattering issue, but the subject came up and I'm curious.
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Put tennis balls down the front of your shirt or pants, so every time you start to roll onto your tummy, you'll roll back onto your back. Are you sure you're ok with him having access to your front?
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Dude, buy her some jammies that fit. She's a keeper!
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He had me at "I have a ten inch tongue." Now if he'd just stop all that talking....
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Happy B-Day to you, Happy B-Day to you, Happy B-Day dear Jersey Guuurrrll, Happy B-Day to you!
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I prefer this Hey Baby.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=x1GhgoLaZMQ&feature=related
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What's a little green machine?
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Quote so thats a good one, does it get her off the charges The classic excuse....I was holding it for a friend!
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Aww, how cute. The boys are sticking up for each other. DAMN I look good for 90. I look good for 43, but I look FANTASTIC for 90. And as easy as I must be, being blonde and old and all, I'd still say a great big HELL NO to both of you! Now Cocheese, on the other hand........
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Please tell us you're not going to post pics of the dog dookie!
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alright fine, I take back my atta girl to you, well enjoy yourself Q: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Hey, that's good news for you, Turtle. Try hitting on the 90 year old Golden Girls and you might finally get lucky.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Like I NEED any encouragement!
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Try if you like . . . Yeah, you're right. Probably not gonna happen.
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Well, not strictly lesbian three way. We like men too. They're fun to play with.
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Wait, you're busting jokes on blondes but Turtle jokes are getting you in a snit? Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sorry, I'll try to be more sensitive.
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Too bad you don't know how to spell brunette, nor the meaning of "irony". Are you blond?
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Did you hear that Turtle discovered a new use for sheep? Wool.
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What do you call a turtle in a corner? An air pocket.
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Nah, pretty sure my heart's about the size of your.... I don't suffer fools silently. At least not on dizzy. I tend to let a lot more shit roll off my back in real life. This isn't real life. Am I one of the fools on dizzy? Absa-fucking-lutely. Gives me great fun, as a matter of fact. Now, back on topic, I believe we were discussing my favorite lawyer wearing lingerie. Along with my favorite tunnel coach's wife. And yes, Ryoder, I DID get pictures. Why do you suppose Jewels and I are now BFF?
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Umm, no. I have pointed out some truths in the legal and economic environment that surround running a community driven website. From those I have extrapolated (a very few) suggestions. That's it. Discussion is healthy, that's it. Actually, what you've done is throw out a bunch of unlikely what if's in the hopes that it will incite people to be reactionary. Similar to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater. Or maybe more aptly, like Chicken Little running around shouting, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" If people choose to worry over your "truths" (OMG, I could get SUED!!) then they're being silly.