sartre

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  1. Here's an actual news story on the incident. http://www.poststar.com/articles/2007/07/07/news/local/0e36b3d64cfbbc0e85257310007c2f26.txt
  2. I wish to apologize to any people I've offended with my opinions. I realize now that I need to work harder at being sweet and pleasing others. I really hope that some day, there will be another man out there for me who will be willing to make every decision for me and who will point out all the ways I fuck up. I only hope I don't disappoint him too much. I really, REALLY hope Cocheese will agree to sleep with me at some point. I love you, Baby!
  3. I never asked him that question. I chose to treat him as an adult, not my child. I may have been a giant pain in his ass, but it wasn't due to my nagging.
  4. But the original thread title is still hanging out....
  5. OH! And I ALMOST FORGOT!! The battery came by FEDERAL EXPRESS!! And believe me, there was absolutely no doubt that the FedEx guy wanted me. I could tell because he actually was too shy to face me; he asked a neighbor to knock on my door and deliver it. Yep. I still got it.
  6. I'll volunteer to be the recipient!! Happy B-Day Sunny One!
  7. LOL--I dunno! I thought YOU were jumping this weekend! And I've forced poor Mayberry to use the jump ticket to jump with someone who is actually OFF AFF, but who has low jump numbers and could use a fun dive with someone. This weekend would be an awesome time to jump. But the battery to my Cypress just came today....so, my jumpy stuff isn't ready. And you know my chances of finding a rental rig at Mile Hi......
  8. You mean, other than the fact you keep her tied up in the basement?
  9. Hey! I actually weigh LESS than what my driver's license says. For now, anyway.
  10. but, but... I like getting patted on the head... and an occasional belly rub is nice too... Here, boy, I've got a couple of treats for you.....
  11. Hey, as long as you're willing to "go fetch", it's all good.
  12. Oh Jesus Christ! You have to be kidding me. Ok, so maybe I was a wee bit bitchy last night, but c'mon, you gotta admit....there are certain guys out there who consider themselves super special for doing what the rest of us just take upon ourselves to do. For example, my ex used to say he was "helping" me with the housework. He'd leave the vacuum out if he ran it and then expect me to notice it and give him a big pat on the head: "Wow! You vacuumed! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?"
  13. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this man a great big fucking medal. A woman doesn't expect people to be amazed when she steps up and handles being a single parent. We just fucking do it.
  14. I can't see that add seriously swaying anyone's opinion one way or another in regards to the dangers of skydiving. And basically, it's not saying anything offensive. Just making the point that pre-planning is just that...pre-planning. You could die in your bed tonight and it would be too late. But if they showed a dead guy in the bed, you can bet a bunch of people would object to that!
  15. So Jewels, now that you've got a free jump ticket, when are we going jumping?
  16. I'm confused....did 2Fat2Fly change his username?
  17. Sweet!!!!!!! Suddenly, I like cooking a *lot* more than I did a few minutes ago. Walt
  18. Hey, I"d be MORE than happy to give my man a blow job if he'd cook. I don't mind doing the dishes. I HATE cooking.
  19. See, it always has to go too far. Are you vying for Walt's title?
  20. You know as well as I do that depends on the number of smiley faces you add.
  21. Ok, I'll give you points for being self-aware. It's easy to be self aware when the people around you constantly remind you of how twisted you are. Walt That doesn't seem to help fromage boy any....
  22. OK, you made me laugh out loud. You're all such a bunch of sick fuckers, but dammit, you're OUR sick fuckers.....
  23. No. We definately should not do that.
  24. You do realize that your comment is just asking for more smart ass replies? I took the shuttle that runs from the airport to the dz. I believe it was 25 dollars. Don't know if it's available for pick up from a hotel, but it might be worth checking into. I believe I learned about it from the skydive arizona web site. Check and see if there's a link there. www.skydiveaz.com
  25. Smileys aren't necessary in your case. Your job here is to be facetious, isn't it? No, it's not my job, I don't get paid to do it. I do it for fun!!