sartre
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Twin Falls Idaho was the sight of Evel Knievel's jump in 1974.
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I have a Ford Taurus. I've never found you sexier than I do right now.
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Wait! I don't remember doing the FedEx man. Are you sure that was me? Damn, this drinking and having random sex with strangers has just got to stop.
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I can't find my wine. This could be a problem. oh, and who is sexier, Barbie or Marylin Monroe?
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Anita Baker is really singing the same song over and over every time she releases anything....she just changes the name.
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Alas, I don't have the uniform yet. Well! Who are WE to be picky? Come on by, just throw any old thing on. We'll fix ya up once you get here.....
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HEY YA"LL!! ('cept Jewels). Stop fucking hijacking my thread with posts that are not random!!!! Jesus, don't you people have ANY respect?!! Sorry, gotta go find my bottle of good wine now. I'm just positive that FedEx guy is headed back this way with HIS package.....
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Oh my, I hope you got pics!!
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In Holland the gift bringer is Sinter Klaas.
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I haven't heard that one yet, but it's quite possible it will come 'round in the rotation playing on my comcast music station.....right now I'm enjoying the musical styilings of Neil Diamond and "Sleigh Ride". And by the way, did I mention I'm out of BACARDI dammit?!!
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Did you have to get your shots?
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I don't know, Jewels, what do you think? I think we need pictures of you in said Fed Ex uniform before we can decide.
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Wer'e here to help. Now let's keep this on topic with completely random thoughts....Babyface is hot and can sing Christmas carols to me all he wants......
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ooh, what time do they open?
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Bacardi limon and diet coke. But I'm all out after this drink. Do you think I could get the liquor store to deliver? And maybe they'd stop by KFC and get me a couple of those biscuits with butter and honey.....
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I like playing with my thingy. Note to self: Never shake hands with Stitch. Or touch his keyboard. This may be a rule I have to stick to for all male skydivers.
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Ok, no responses to that random post, so how about this one? There's something very very wrong with Chicago singing "Silent Night". Very wrong indeed.
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Um, yeah, for the camera....got those. Double A I believe. Wait, we might need the heavy duty ...camera.... better get out the D's.
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Hunny, anything latex will just excite the boy. Oh Lordy, we don't want that, do we? Of course, you've met him in person. You tell me...do we want him excited?
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1. fireplace lit - check 2. candles burning - check 3. good bottle of wine - check 4. daughter gone - check 5. camera set up - check We're good to go!! Come on, FEDEX GUY!
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Remember the Vanessa Williams scandal? Where pics of her posing and kissing another model surfaced? Contrast that with today's current scandals. Seems pretty damn tame, doesn't it? edited so that I could change the name of the thread. its one of those Bacardi nights, you know.
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Funny, but even though it's, what, 20 degrees out?, he was wearing those tight little shorts and a tight short sleeved shirt that accentuated his well-defined musculature. If it's true that cold causes shrinkage, heaven help me, the man could bust me in two......
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Or I guess I could wear latex gloves at all times when in his vicinity....
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I-I have no..idea..w-what you're talking about...... Want to come open my package with me?
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just delivered a package to me. At 9:30 on a Saturday night. He wants me. It's sooo obvious. I just wish he'd have rung the doorbell instead of just leaving it out there and running away. Guess he had to go potty or something.....