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Well, duh! But as I said, it's a good tipsy!
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Um, are you saying you have to sleep with my mom? OMG, can I please take video of you attempting to make that happen?!! I don't thnk there's a little blue pill big enough to help you out with THAT circumstance..... And, I brought up my body compared to hers because A)hey, I look good naked (lol) and B) so our friend realizes he didn't lose much, if a 43 year old looks better than his 22 year old ex-girlfriend. And yes, I may be just a bit tipsy, but it's a GOOD tipsy, so no worries!!
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Hey, does that mean I made you smile and I am entitled to beer should we ever meet? Now why don't you be cool and go pull those pics of her down? Replace them with some funny ones.... Or, better yet, give us gals a treat and post some nude pics of you!!
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Best reply of the thread.
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So a bunch of guys(and windcatcher ) get together to cheer up one of our own and suddenly we're asses? I now know what I have to do...... edited to add: and there's a lot of good advice in this thread whether you want to admit it or not. So what? What is it you know that you have to do? Do I have time for a potty break before you do it? Hey, as far as the advice goes, I'm sure it's FANTASTIC! I'm just sooo glad that I'm not a twenty-something male. Or a twenty something female, for that matter. And, by the way, I am in no way conceited about my looks, but I am probably twice the age of the girl in those pictures and my body looks better than hers. SO THERE!! PS don't even bother with the "this post/thread is useless without pics" lines.....
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Come on now, chime in, you know you want to. Women are a necessary evil, like insurance for your car. Hee hee, and men, ever since the invention of BOB, are not really all that necessary....which gives us gals the luxury of dumping the evil ones....
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HEY! Now, you KNOW you don't qualify!! Have some popcorn with me!
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Awesome news!! Congrats!!
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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread............. This is going to be good!
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Which thong do you want to see Bolas wearing in all his post whore glory?
sartre replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire
Where's the option for NEVER want to see him in a thong again?!! Jesus, some things can never be unseen. -
Today was my first day at the new job. As I sat doing paperwork, I could hear another employee having a loud conversation about skydiving with one of the residents of the nursing home. "Yeah, if I were going to skydive, I'd do it over the ocean. It's a lot safer; that way, you can't get hurt landing. There's this really cool movie called "Point Break"....." he continued on, describing the cool things Patrick Swayze and the others did in the air. It's been a really long time since I've seen Point Break, but I think I'll have to watch it again sometime soon. The first time I saw it, I was a teenager and I was just enjoying the eye candy! I'd never entertained the thought of jumping out of an airplane myself.
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Such heresy! NOTHING beats fresh mushrooms.
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Hopefully the store-bought kind. 50 cents a can at Fry's! Haven't crooked yet! Nooooo! You ruined the dish!!! Canned mushrooms are a travesty! Whatever you do, don't eat it!
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Mike and Nina, I am so very sorry to hear this shocking news. It's something every parent fears and no parent should ever have to experience. I wish there were some way to help. Please know that you have many people sending you their wishes and prayers for peace. I've never met you in person, but you are both such warm and positive people. If I could, I'd give you both a big hug and offer a shoulder to cry on. Blue skies Shaye.
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Ok, so while she was into you, she was fabulous. Now that she's not, she's a slut, bitch, etc. What does that make you? She told you to bring the extra large box of condoms on your FIRST date. YOU were the one participating in all that "slutty" sex with her. You are as much a slut as she is. Don't harden the fuck up, smarten the fuck up. You don't have to be cynical about relationships, you just need to make better choices. With the head on your shoulders, not in your pants. [/tough love]
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I know someone that is going. What do you need?
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Shhh, we're not supposed to talk about it. I got spanked last night. Wait, I LIKE spankings
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Wow, how did this thread escape the deleting frenzy last night? I thought she was now, "She-Who-May-Not-Be-Mentioned".
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Maybe the bees sent them...... Now that you've pissed the ants off as well, you're in deep trouble. Ever watch that movie Arachnaphobia?
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That's good advise. This subject was discussed a lot some time ago. Someone posted a photo of a traumatically-amputated ring finger - not pretty. Kevin K. Is this the one you're referring to? I remember seeing it prior to my first jump. Since then I've always made sure all my jewelry is off because the image is so vivid. Bill, glad you are ok. You've always got to find something to scare Karen with, haven't you? edited to add link http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2368407#2368407
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Sorry to hear it. It's good you're loving her up and spending as much time as possible with her. Damn pets, they make us fall in love with them and then break our hearts......
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Absolutely!
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I am evil. Bad. No good. Not a single redeeming quality. Can we move on now?
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And you even spelled it correctly.