christopherm

Ok, so Sunday wasn't the best day of jumping I've ever had. I arrived early since I am a packer there at the DZ. There was a hop n' pop going up and I was rushing to get on. I didn't put on a sweatshirt, I just went in the sweatshirt and jeans I had on. The jump was awesome and I actually got my first B landing. Unfortunately, when I attemted to go to lunch I realized I had left my keys in my sweatshirt pocket and had lost them in freefall! I had to have a mechanic help me hotwire my own car to get home! I would feel better about myself if someone can say they have done the same thing before :) -So, how hard is the ground?!

Three cheers for a few years more of skydiving added on to both of your lives. Congrats! -So, how hard is the ground?!

I think I heard from an instructor that there is a card you can get that is used specifically for that reason. It explains to security what the cypres is, what it does, why the explosive is there. That way you don't have to try and explain it to them and the card is a little more official. Someone tell me if I'm right. -So, how hard is the ground?!

I am an expert: When you skydive, you should probably not forget to open your parachute. Okay, let the flaming begin. -So, how hard is the ground?!

When I first started going out with my girlfriend, about 2 years ago, she was sitting on my lap in a chair and we were watching the Man Show. I was drinking water and when someone on the show said something about women never wanting to hold your nuts, I gagged on the water and spewed all over. Luckily not to much got on her and she stayed with me... although I don't really know why. -So, how hard is the ground?!

I came in on this kind of late so, where the hell is the pic? -So, how hard is the ground?!

You know what... Fuck... I just gave you all the respect I could and you still don't know what else to do but blast off from the mouth like you are the only one who know anything about everything. Don't fucking tell me what I do and don't know about war. I didn't spend my entire senior year studying Vietnam and interviewing veterens to have some tell me that innocent people weren't killed on purpose over there. Do you call going into a villiage of people that don't even know what the fuck you are saying, lining them up, and shooting them, justified. I'm by no means accusing you of doing this but don't sit there and try to play off the Vietnam War as "the U.S. did everything just right. Bullshit. Oh, yeah, and I guess that a little bit of suffering is ok, but a lot is bad. Stop being so hypocritical. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Actually, I take that back, I do wish that I knew you. I have the greatest respect for anyone who has served for the U.S. Military (except of course for the spineless dicks executing innocent in Nam or elsewhere). I think it would be great getting to know you. However, YOUR argument about the cows being slaughtered humanely is a joke. How the fuck do you know they don't suffer. Fact is, you DON'T. Next time you are out grunting it, make sure to hit your mark in the head every time (yeah right!) so that nothing will suffer. Or maybe that won't work, it'll just blow of one side and he'll lay there, uable to talk, untill the infection gets so bad he dies. If you've seen more death than I ever will you know this happens. C'mon, killing is ok if it is humane. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

You have a good point as far as the senselessness of it goes. That's why I think jail time would be could, maybe a few minutes with Buba would make him grow up. But death is just to much and anyone who thinks such is lacking the basic human thought process and is no better than the boy that did this. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Ok, i'm serious again. I am just going to come out and say it no matter how many people want to hate my argument. It just makes me want to puke when I here people giving a higher value to animals live than to human lives. If this is really what you believe, I'm sure damn glad I don't know you. Tell me you haven't stepped on an ant before, put salt on a slug, hunted, ate hamburger before. When is ok and not ok to kill animals? If not then I can accept your animal rights freakishness. By all means, what they did to that dog and what happened to the horses was terrible and the people who did it deserve to be jailed... but really... death? Think about it, it's like saying that someone who just murders someone is ok, but someone who tortures that person should be punished. Your literally saying the same thing. 1000's of cows are slaughtered daily but nothing has been said about it. Who here eats meat? That's what I thought. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

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Quantum Leap is open weekends until May and then Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. 8:00am till dark. We came out for Saturday and Sunday during the winter if it was nice enough. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

I will be doing a series of surveys soon about skydiving, really just for personal fullfillment. One will be concerning skydiver stereotypes so I need some input from all of you. What are some that you have overheard wuffos saying? I'll post the results of the survey when I get them collected. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Good point Clay... "Human hunting season is officially open. Turn in your catch to the Federal Human Hunting Service and recieve reimbursement if you got a really stupid one." -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0..l. GRAVITY!

This is friggin hilarious, the world has come to the point where it is easier for people to kill humans than other animals. Don't get me wrong, I'm an avid believer that the piss needs to be cleaned out of the world's gene pool, but c'mon... It's like my little brother loves watching shoot'em up movies and seeing the shit get blown out of someone but when little cartoon Poochy dies, he is on the verge of tears. Animals are animals, humans are alpha. Don't let the animals' cuteness sway you from that fact. Solving the pet problem is easy, you get a fine if you have a dog, etc. that isn't spaid or neutered. You have to have a license to breed the pets and that way they don't continue to become overpopulated. If you are responsible enough to care for an animal, than do it right, just get them fixed. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Yeah, I'm 18 and my Mom's still trying to abort me. Oh well... -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

I think this kind of post has come up before and someone said that they would try for the otter so no one could jump the rest of the day. I like that idea, "Screw them, I'm the one dying!" So, more thoughts anyone? "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." -Deep thoughts by Jack Handey -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

I've got a bad paying job and no credit to begin with and I still enjoy it. Oh crap I just remembered I's got to pay up to Louie tonight or he breaks my legs! Got to go. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." -Deep thoughts by Jack Handey. -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Congradulations on graduating! Now about the beer... that'll be a case for graduating, and two cases for your first two solos. Hey, you called it, "FIRST TWO solos". -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120mph in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Congradulations on graduating! Now about the beer... that'll be a case for graduating, and two cases for your first two solos. Hey, you called it, "FIRST TWO solos". -I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120mph in 6.0... GRAVITY!

Just kidding. Guess what, I just post whored for my pre-second time. -So, how hard is the ground?!

I've got 37 jumps and weigh 180 pounds. I've been thinking about buying my local skygod's Icarus 89'. What do you guys think, I need some serious opinions since I'll be going to a swoop meet next weekend. Thanks. -So, how hard is the ground?!

I'm not real familiar with labtops but you could try turning it on in safe mode. I thinks it is one of the f keys while it is first booting up. Just do this and then restart. Otherwise, I don't really know except for something weird with the wiring in the power supply. Sorry I can't be more help. -So, how hard is the ground?!

Are you kidding me?! How bout spending the rest of their lives awaiting execution. -So, how hard is the ground?