MrBounce
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Only if you use the US date format, for those of us in the real world this happens on the 4th of May so, big raspberries to ya all Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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The problem with this one is it's too plausible. Not necessarily plausible, there's just enough knee-jerk reactions from both sides of the camp to keep it interesting! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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No, I'm Spartacus and so's my wife! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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!!!VIBES!!! That sucks, specially when the doctors just sign you off without checking properly. Luck to her. Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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In my experience it because someone yells "NAKED BAR!!!" Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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cool. welcome to the 'zone. you know I read your profile and very nearly asked, "what's life like as a butler" - lol Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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grats and welcome. you gonna be jumping up in scotland, or are you saving that for those warmer countries?
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Ummm, just my take - and i'm a laspsed catholic, so its probably worthless (and I'm now doomed to an eternity in hell), but... 1) The threat of the punishment is designed to keep the believers on the straight and narrow. 2) Them's the breaks, which sucks. But, in all cases, the sinner has to completely, utterly and truthfully repent, which is unlikely in the cases that you highlighted. According to the church, suicide is a mortal sin, if Jesus could stand the pain of being crucified on the, then you should be able to stand the pain of whatever is happening in your life up and until God decides its your time to die. "Can Ah have a Halleuiah, Praise tha Lord!" Now, my familiarity with the bible is terrible, so I'd love anyone who can point out the relevant passages in the bible that state that suicide is a sin, as opposed to simply church doctrine that says so. Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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You spend way too much time with your hands in your pants Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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T-O-G-AAAAAHHHH!!!! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
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I guess I'm lucky enough to have veins like hosepipes. Of course, there was this one time where I went to give a blood sample at uni. The nurse was rushed and managed to push the needle clean through the vein and out the back, then she tried to draw blood. Now THAT HURT!!! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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What he said..... Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Are the subjects in some threads so senstive....
MrBounce replied to shropshire's topic in The Bonfire
............ [walks quietly away and heads to the pub] Yay Friday!!! -
No, leave the covers pulled back to air the bed...... then the maid can do it when she cleans the room I spend way-y-y-y too much time living in hotel rooms Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Yep, I just got back from the obligatory 2 hour lunchbreak in the pub and now have to wait 3 hours before I can get outta here and go partay!! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Hi Matt, greets and grats on choosing what could be a life-changing hobby. Life changing in the sense that you will learn to look at teh sky differently, and learn how to lie to the bank manager smoothly. Lol!! Watch out for the hard clouds Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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So what do you say after you blow a guy?
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Not quite true, they honestly and completely have to repent. Not just get worried because they're about to die or whatever. Not just say the words, but feel it to their hearts core. At least thats how the jesuits explained it to me. I think it sucks too. But major problem has always been the religions, not the faith. ... and on topic, sticking aids up monkeys butts sucks too. Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Ummmm, by that reasoning, everyone and I mean absolutely EVERYONE who ever existed between Moses getting the commandments and Jesus dying on the cross went to hell. Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Vibes mate. Hell your giving us all vibes with your positive attitude. Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Strange, I always heard that it was only good luck if you passed the penny on. I suppose its a way of making sure that you're not carrying all those germs around and some unlucky other is
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Two days before the big day, give your SO the biggest, baddest, most totally awesome BJ he's ever had. The morning after the big day, do the same and tell him how you can't see any difference between then and the last time, so 40 can't be that bad. Except substitute your owns words, because I'm crap at things like that. Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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If she'll let me hold 'em, I'm gonna like 'em Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Quotebillvon is a duckQuote obviously a very well educated duck who spent wayyyy too much time in the messy part of the farmyard - lol!!! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.
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Hmmm, sounds like a few skydivers I know on bad weather days - lol! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.