matt1215

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  1. :3:0 Got 3 jumps this afternoon at the Dirty Sanchez boogie. Weather turned out really nice this afternoon .
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    Sex or Walk

    Having a rather long dry spell , the question is moot . Still, I think I'd go without intercourse. Her love-muffin being torn up from childbirth doesn't rule out oral or mutual masturbation, does it Doctor?
  3. I voted for #7. Looks to me like you want people to see you coming. If you fuck up a landing with any of these, everyone will know it's you . I have a Pilot that from the center is Black, Lemon, Red w/ Orange bottom skin (x3). Definitely a color pattern worth considering, tho I would've ordered something a bit more sedate (like R-Blue/Silver to match my rig). Remember that these designs are a lot brighter in real life.
  4. Sounds a lot like Shadow .
  5. Some animals are really sweet and really invade your heart
  6. So have my cats, but I ride snooze for a good hour .
  7. My cats are definitely headed in that direction. Abby's the one who really wants me to put the food out, Shadow knows better . Abby's learning what happens when I want to sleep and she gets too close .
  8. I've recently realized that if I put the food dish away when I go to bed, my cats become rather effective as alarm clocks. They eat well in the evening, food goes away around 11pm, they start begging around 4am and get more obnoxious until I yield . Anybody else do this?
  9. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/bukakke.html Funny stuff, tho that mouth action's disturbing .
  10. Shit, she's been there long enough to be jerky, lets have a snack.
  11. Time for a necrophilic bukakke.
  12. I wonder if skymama uses spray butter for that too. I like to contribute my own personal blend .
  13. Cats rock . True I have to put my rig out of their reach, they see it as a good scratching post, but that's what closets are for. They're cool because: 1. I don't have to walk them. I give them a box of sand and they know what it's for. 2. I can put plenty of food out and they're ok without me for several days. If I'm home, they'll let me sleep as late as I want. 3. I can put the food dish away when I go to bed and they'll wake me up bright and early. 4. They're plenty social when I want them to be, and pick up on when I want them to go away. 5. They're cheap to feed.
  14. My cat's vagina is way too small .
  15. Deploying on your back does feel nice, that is unless she's big enough to suffocate you.
  16. :3:1 for my first jumps on a Safire2-169. I made 3 solos Saturday, they were all about pulling high and feeling out the canopy. Good landings, but it was fairly windy.
  17. Uh oh, I think I left the iron on .
  18. Thanks Mike!! It still might be kind of cool to try when the weather's bad and/or funds are short. Planning on doing some more skydiving?
  19. Just had an interesting thought. Equipped with diving weights, a deep pool (say 12 feet), a mask, and a length of rope to retrieve said weights; how effectively could one simulate/practice freefall maneuvers during weighted descent?
  20. Sounds like an argument for keeping several set of keys. I'm horrible with not being able to find my keys, so I keep 4 sets with my house and car keys. Live and learn bro!!