matt1215
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...can be very nice
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I like hot fudge sundaes. Nothing quite like pouring hot fudge all over her hoo-ha, along with whipped cram, nuts, and cherry. I love to lick it off as a start to hours of hot sticky sex.
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Well since that is impossible, why don't I just make everyone happy and say I have allegedly peed in the shower. Chris That works
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Why not? It kills athlete's foot!
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I'm afraid my junk drawer is more of a junk room .
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Didn't Prince wear a pair of assless pants for some sort of performance years ago?
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I like mine cooked, but cookies, like bacon, are very easily overdone, and that just ruins them.
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Good stuff
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They ever call a Superbowl on account of rain? Looks like it's coming down pretty good.
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Auctioneer wedding was pretty cool.
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You're right, way more than I want to know . Makes me glad to be a guy
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Ouch!! I have no idea what a level-2 tear is, but I imagine her hoo-ha's pretty tender . On the bright side, should be nice and tight when she's ready
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Xenia, OH; 14 feels like -3; winds from W, 19 gusting to 29. Sounds like great weather for a sunset hop & pop .
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Trip-zip. Weather wasn't really good for jumping.
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they almost didn't let me on the plane in melbourne!
matt1215 replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
The first being Florida? -
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I forgot, those of you across the pond don't brush your teeth . In the US, we use toothbrushes to keep our teeth clean.
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Try brushing your teeth and rinsing with listerine.
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they almost didn't let me on the plane in melbourne!
matt1215 replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
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OK, dumb question. Is the 5 week delay a function of how much passing an infant stretches things out? It seems to me the only reason not to have sex after birth, other than her not being in the mood, would be the vagina being stretched to the point of not being able to adequately perform its sexual function. Does it seriously get big enough to insert ones penis while barely touching the sides?
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What??? No anal???
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What's the coldest temperature you've ever seen where you live?
matt1215 replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
In Melbourne, FL (where I am now), probably about 30. I saw 0 a few times when I was living in Denver, about the same in S Korea, down to -5 or -10 in both places. ETA: I've found I get used to cold pretty quick, and the dangerous part of that is remembering that water on the ground is frozen. Denver was my first experience of winter, and I busted my @$$ 4 or 5 times one night when I slipped on some ice and fell down some stairs -
Nice!! Everyone bundled up here last week when we saw 40's for a few days .
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I'd take him/her, but I'm in Florida. Also not sure how Abby and Shadow would react.
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When did you guys first jump?
matt1215 replied to chopperman1's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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