matt1215

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  1. What helped me relax for my first 5k H&P was remembering that some regularly pull around 3k, and that it takes longer to get there subterminal.
  2. WTF??? She's going to feel pretty damn foolish when GP goes under.
  3. You could always paint them a nice smurfy shade of blue.
  4. Yeah, I'm enjoying the simplicity of being single as well.
  5. Stop thinking/posting about sex?? We'll have to start several sex threads tonight, just to annoy you.
  6. No, but I've been hard in the plane and exited with a semi.
  7. Well I'm happy today!! Got off work early, probably go to the range and hit a bucket of balls shortly. What makes me really happy this Friday is my new rig came.
  8. I'd call them and demand interest.
  9. Yeah, medium-rare. Like I cook my steak (mmmm, steak). Then again my parents are a pretty rare species (possibly extra-rare). They've been happily married since 1964.
  10. Then maybe I'm unusual. My parents taught me far more that's been useful to me in life than the public school system ever did.
  11. Yeah, WTF's up with that? When I was in public-school (pre 1996) we didn't go back until after labor-day. We finished mid-june and had almost 3 months off!!
  12. Especially when they're icy concrete. Found that out the hard way when I was living in Denver. 5 or 6 hard slams on the tailbone. My ass turned every color of the rainbow.
  13. Kinda like "Hey, you're not fucking mine anymore, so here's a rubber replica". She sounds like a piece of work.
  14. That's the best you can do? I would have expected at least a severed vulva. Wait, how do you sever a vulva?