matt1215
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What's the strangest thing in your medicine cabinet?
matt1215 replied to normiss's topic in The Bonfire
What else do you have around the house, besides the head in your freezer and the uvula in your medicine cabinet? -
I envisioned the poll being something like: *Sleep on the couch *Spill beer on the couch *Masturbate on the couch *Have hot sweaty sex on the couch *Rub your nuts against and mushroom-stamp the couch *Other, please specify
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At first I read that as "How should one christen a new couch?". Now that we're on the topic, how exactly does one accomplish this task?
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..is a cup of coffee and some bacon.
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What, throw out food? You wouldn't just cut the legs off, scrape away the frost, and grotesquely overcook it?
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Yep, at least the stuff that's visible. I didn't bother with a bunch of really old freezer-burned stuff in the back. Stuff that'll probably sprout legs and walk if Chris kills the power for long enough.
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My freezer: 4 pizzas 2 ribeyes 2 chicken breasts Taquitos 2 bags of coffee Jaegermeister vodka Cuervo Ice 2 Ice packs
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Eureka was pretty cool, tho I was a bit zoned out. Nifty little mindwiper toy that guy had.
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Hello Hurricane-Chris!! Yet another view of the TS. A page I check regularly, hoping it's blank. Well, my hurricane-season in Florida, can hardly wait for shit to wash away.
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I have to agree with you. I thought reality shows in general were bad, then I saw this one.
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Why you going to AZ for a gun? Less hoops to jump through than in Cali?
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Yeah, I guess women need TP for #1 as well. The prospect of asking a guy in the next stall for some toilet paper is just... well... uh... hrm... disturbing. You're right about running out of TP after #2 being a nightmare, but necessity IS the mother of invention. Sometimes one has to make due without a sock, or underwear.
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What's going on at Eloy on 8/12?
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Sitting here watching TV, writing code, and drinking a beer.
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How to get nasty funk out of leather watchband?
matt1215 replied to skydiver30960's topic in The Bonfire
Metal allergy? I went to metal-band watches several years ago to get away from watchstink. -
Hot fudge pussy sundae.
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I get out once in a while for a round a golf, ski (when I'm near snow), run (when it's not so fucking hot). I'd like to take up scuba, but I'm already broke from jumping.
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I think I'd have one pissed pussy on my hands.
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Amen there!!
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OH YEAH!!!
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Thanks Paige!! I like the avatar!! The kitty likes hanging out with me.
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Dumpsters' Shithouse Rule #1 - Make sure you've got something to wipe your ass with! Sounds like a good rule to live by. I might think about building a collection of wet-naps to take to the DZ.
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Literally
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That works when you're at home... But what if you're out. Say at work, the DZ, or some fancy French restaurant? There's one place to poop, no TP, your breakfast burrito catches up with you, and you REALLY have to go?