matt1215

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  1. matt1215

    Women

    Or eat hot fudge and whipped cream off of them
  2. On a serious note tho people, I'd like to log in on Wednesday and NOT read about people making like Wile E Coyote .
  3. Too easy. Good ol' Wile E. was all about the thrill of the chase, thinking outside the box, and creative problem solving. A truly inspired and inspiring gadget freak with superhuman dedication and tenacity. His failures were spectacular, of course, but only because his imagination and drive knew no limits. Pretty damn tough, too. I like him.
  4. that's not ripe... that's gross.. I agree with you there, but I have known people to scrape fuzzies off things like bread and cheese . Maybe I'm a picky eater, but if part of the loaf or block is bad, the whole thing gets tossed .
  5. So when are bananas too ripe for sweet bread? When they turn fuzzy?
  6. You asked for it, and those pictures really are blinding .
  7. Lots of fun. Among other places, we also messed around on the Haunted-Mansion ride at Disneyland when it broke down.
  8. I worked at 31-Flavors back in the day. My GF came over a few times after closing and we made hot-fudge sundaes out of each other .
  9. matt1215

    U//FOUO

    As long as you don't get S//NF at home .
  10. Well there ya go!! You just had too much blood in your alcohol stream!!
  11. I watch my cat kill small lizards all the time. Sometimes I wish she'd catch and kill that little shit.
  12. Sweet!! What's the interval on the pics??
  13. Which is whay my ears were so messed up the first few times I went to 15k
  14. That'd make for a mighty cold exit
  15. I took my Neptune with me on a commercial flight, halfway expecting an accurate reading . I estimate the readings I got to be roughly 1/6 true altitude. I know 757's fly higher than 6.5k. That would explain why my ears were so sensitive to my first few skydives .
  16. Not much there , but I am on the grid
  17. Yep, yesterday went exactly as planned, with a couple small variations. Normally my days follow no plan, but I was traveling. 5a (CA time): Go to the airport (Santa Ana/John Wayne) with my dad for a 645a flight to Houston. 140p (TX time): Catch a flight to Orlando. They got everyone loaded, then we sat at the gate for another hour while they tightened the wings. 620p (FL time): My 515p flight lands after circling Orlando for 20 minutes, waiting for a storm to pass. 720p: Finally get out of the airport after mass-chaos in the baggage-claim and parking lot (kinda like leaving a stadium after a ball-game). 830p: Get home, have a frosty and crashed.
  18. A little more than 120. I've never really driven a car that was designed for speed . I bought my '02 Mazda Protege-5 about 5 months ago and pushed 125 a couple times. I did that for a very limited distance to see what the car was capable of and on I-95 on the way to the DZ. I slowed down in short order not wanting a speeding ticket and because I was coming up on people really damn fast. I think I'll take my speed vertically .
  19. Hmm, interesting question . I don't know the answer, but it leads me to another logic-leap. The question of whether performing fellatio on your clone would constitute masturbation .