Jamdiablo

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  1. Jamdiablo

    So why are

    Just find a witch to turn your hot pocket into some IHOP French Toast!
  2. Severed my ear from my head when I was young (maybe 2) Wisdom teeth Stepped on an ornament Christmas Eve Rest I was too stuborn to actually do anything about, thus leaving me with a LOT of scars.
  3. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
  4. I've gotten out of a speeding ticket before by doing a rolling stop so that I just barely passed over the county line. It was a city cop so there was nothing they could do in the other county. Gotta love jurisdiction lines.
  5. Fisheses nope - wind what box has neither hinges nor lid yet golden treasure inside is hid So an egg is the answer... And these riddles have been from the Hobbit, written by JRR Tolkien (WTF is Dark Tower?)
  6. I'm brand new to the sport so I haven't had a kiss pass yet. I'm looking forward to it though.
  7. Could always get a coat hanger and break the window seal. Could use the coat hanger to pop the lock in the car.
  8. Well, weather permitting (since its not permitting me to skydive), I'm going to jump off cliffs at a lake into the water. Then dry off and go to work.
  9. Well 1. Check 2. Only 20 3. Check 4. I can learn 5. Don't smoke 6. No drugs 7. Temper? Whats that? 8. All women deserve respect
  10. Hmm, well if you go up 75, you can get off at Cartersville, go through there to get to The Farm, then jog up the highway there to I 20 and take that back to 75
  11. Just for doing his homework.... thats not very encouraging
  12. I completely agree with you Bobbi. David Blaine just does stunts. He basically does "magic" for the publicity and thats it. I guess him and Chris Angel are just two totally different people with totally different wants. (And Chris Angel is so much cooler!)
  13. 1. Male 2. Skydiver 3. 25-40 4. loyal 5. honest 6. travels 7. not jealous 8. not afraid to love 9. good cook 10. athletic 11. not married, dating or ever unfaithful 12. no drugs or smoking 13. no Cocheese Well, 12/13.... Just missed #3 by about 5 years. Too young
  14. Do you think they could make one with a homing beacon on it? Cuz - like when you are drunk and lying in the pasture next to the runway and you can't get up = you could just push a button and a beer could find its way to you. God I hope so
  15. Yes, motorized cooler.... for all those who have drank enough and nature is telling them to stop drinking cause they can't make it to the cooler.... Well now the cooler comes to them!! Great idea. I'd use it
  16. We... were just giving an..... example... uh.... right Buried???
  17. They don't when I'm around, but uh, I think that's just coincidence. heh heh. Walt Its gotta be a coincidence Walt! I mean you see how the women here react to you.
  18. what - and freak ya'll out! I think maybe thats a risk you'll have to take...
  19. I'm sure there are a few people who want the details I'm not saying that I'm one but I'm sure there is somebody out there
  20. ... he could have meant food.... Lol who am I kidding?
  21. They haven't heard of Combos????? Thats scary
  22. Sounds like fun to me!
  23. Revolver isn't loaded as posted above... and at least you get boobs. Wow, boobs again instead of turd. I like where this is going