Jamdiablo

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  1. Well... heres a new one. I'm an ***You Are an Orange Margarita*** At first glance, you are very unique - but deep down you are still quite a traditionalist. A margarita may be "too fancy" for you, but you'll never turn a free one down. Hmm, well at least the last part is right... who would turn down free booze?
  2. Combos, pizza rolls, honey roasted peanuts.... too many to name and not enough around to eat. (Off to the fridge I go)
  3. This is the Bonfire... isn't it?
  4. now now Turtle, this isn't *SPECIAL* midget porn, it's just drunken debauchery midget porn. Perhaps we can throw some creepers and a trampoline in there for a weee bit of excitement! g With creepers and a trampoline you just might need those proteks
  5. Yeah, but rope can leave burns if somebody doesn't know what they're doing.... Or sometimes if they know what they're doing
  6. I don't get it. I think somebody needs a lock picked... maybe they locked their keys in the car.
  7. Or did you read her post about why dogs aren't better than women? Nice
  8. Do what? Don't do drugs... this early
  9. If everybody puts in their two cents about how hot Skymama is.... I'm sure we can get this thread locked pretty quickly!
  10. And all that Chuck Norris BS.... into the truck he goes!
  11. pretty cool with the high speed cameras... Amazing what they can catch.
  12. There was a young sailor from Brighton Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one." She replied, " `Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There`s plenty of room in the right one." The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited, are twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover! She expected no less of his dong.
  13. One of the clean versions There once was a man from Nantucket who found a large frog in a bucket. He brought it inside and cooked it up fried but it tasted so bad, he upchucked it.
  14. Theres the answering machine message of this too... There once was a man from Nantucket, who was old, but not yet kicked the bucket, don't be a creep, at the sound of the beep, leave a message or you can just fuck it
  15. Grew up inside Detriot, haven't wanted to live in the city since I've moved from there. Currently I think I live a little too far from anything, but its actually closer to the DZ than my old house (closer to the city).
  16. www.newgrounds.com or albinoblacksheep.com or homestarrunner.com or collegehumor.com
  17. Either Dish Bitch in a kitchen where the drains constantly backed up so we were walking in 2+ inches of water all the time.... or painting houses, inside and out. Inside sucked when people changed their mind on what colors to paint the room (spent 16 hours in 1 room!!!)
  18. I agree ExAFO... So I post this link! (Site NSFW) http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=590
  19. Thats not funny!!!! That is just plain wrong. Just because you want to slack off and not work doesn't mean that people should pay you for it. I had to work, I couldn't get the day off and get paid for it! What about equality? So do the equal opportunity employers have to give everybody the day off????
  20. I'm with lawrocket... except my factors are : 1) 20 yr old male 2) Straight
  21. What about a firewire cord to just transfer data from one computer to the other... Or Set them up in a network and just transfer the folder that they are all in... Just a thought
  22. As a college student, I'd eat it.... but thats just me.
  23. Safer than riding a bike??? Hmm, don't know if I agree with that. But it is a great sport/hobby to be in/have.
  24. Actually, there is a state park beach down on the end of the strip that is generally family friendly inside Panama City. Hope that helps a little