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Yeah, but did you know that 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321? Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

I'm a designer for a packaging corporation and different package designs cross my desk daily. No lie, folks— this is an actual package out in the stores. I wonder why they're head-down guys. . . Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

I'm sorry the video thwarted you going to the bar tonight. Gimme your addy and I'll send you a beer! Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Yep. Water. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Nope. Duluth is one of the smallest commercial airports I've seen, beating Green Bay and a host of others. I have a cabin on Lake Vermilion in MN—about an hour north of Duluth. My S.O. and I were late getting to the airport (construction) and they ACTUALLY HELD THE PLANE FOR US. Teeny Weeny airport. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

That's ridiculously cute.

DO be careful!!! Make sure that you have all the bases covered: If you fear getting bitten... 1) Mix flour with the blood of a "slain" vampire and make it into a bread and eat it to prevent against vampire attacks. 2) Lay a dead cat (well I guess that solves some of your problems right there) or dog at the house's threshold-- the witch or vampire will have to stop and count every hair on the animal, but will have to flee before dawn, or get caught by the sun and die. 3) In Russia (not sure why the geographic location is an issue), masks were worn by mourners in funeral processions, devious routes were taken on the way back home, and the mourners did not look back as they traveled away from the grave, all in an effort to keep any body that might turn vampire from coming back to town and finding people it recognized. 4) And, for MANY health reasons, chow down a lot of garlic. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

This has to be the funniest video I've seen in a long time. (In a very sick way, of course!)

Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Oh sheesh. I was going to get all nerdy and musical too, but everyone else s'plained it lots better than I could. Depending on where you are on the piano, you have from one to three strings per note. For kind of a cool piano overview, CLICKY ( And ain't that "A" 440, Zenister? ) Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

**shudders** Man, I bet... (ever seen best in show?) p.s. my keyboard is torn apart so sorry for no punctuation etc I have to paste in every space and it really sucks Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

god bless the road oilers. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

P.S. The Taco sure looks damned happy, don't he???? Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Man, it took me awhile, but I found it. This is just disturbing. Really disturbing. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Great story; thanks for sharing (and don't take shit from any of the nimrods here, lol). JIM? Did I read correctly, JIM???? A flying Elvis??? Was he older, had a mustache, and a bit rotund around the mid-section? Help me out here, DZ.com peoples. . . Bozo still out there jumpin in an Elvis suit??????? OH! And gcman: the ZZ Top dude is Bill Booth. You can also see him in the beginning of the movie "Cutaway" with Tom Beringer and one of the Baldwin brothers. He is credited as the "Bearded Man" here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211792/ Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

“Snippity-snips:” She sounds pretty cool though. Very cool of her to let you crash at her place. Really cool girl, though. ...she must be very cool! She sounds like a cool chic dude. Seems cool to me. “End of snippity-snips:” I gotta go with sartre here. Benevolent angel is one thing, a woman who accepts such behavior ( I know, I know, you screwed up and you admitted it, and I'm sure you're an okay guy and haven't most of us been there at one time or another in our lives. . . but a SECOND DATE???) is another. Hee hee hee; he’s right, there!!!!!! Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

I do not have children, nor are they in my future. My immediate family has a 50% rate of chronic depression. While it's treatable for the most part, it certainly can rear its ugly head from time to time, to the brink of suicide. I cannot say if all of us have escaped that end; my sister disappeared more than ten years ago and had suffered for her whole life from depression (and likely other mental illness). If I wanted to have children, I probably would if my S.O.'s gene pool was pretty stable. It oftentimes comes down to the question of Nurture / Nature. I guess I see the argument for a little of both. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

"All the beer-breath with none of the buzz!" Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

To hell with my crotch-rocket! I want that cell phone!!!!!!! Did you ask her where she got it? Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

ugh. that's awful. I'm sorry for your and their loss. that really, really sucks. I hope there are family members and friends to weather it out with the bereaved. . . speechless. . . BSBD

Wooooo! I am a good cook, too! Check out: "YO! Blacken THIS!" http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/images/1572232803/ref=dp_image_text_0/701-9548947-7542758?ie=UTF8 (just a silly URL; buy it where you may) Insulation sucks. Frickin beachside condos had blown insulation. Your roof falls in, your ceiling falls in, your blown insulation pads all of that with more weight, which makes your floor collect water, which makes your downstairs ceiling fall in. Rinse and repeat. Blown insulation and soaked blue or white board everywhere. Icky Icky Icky. I'm great with painting, know my surfaces, naps, and can spray with the best of 'em (0-5 winds, of course); not worth a crap w/electrical (I'm skeeered!!!) have done facia and soffit, and while I'm not a brick layer, I know how to do 'cut brick' w/stucco. Never jet skied in my life, love boating, fridge has wine, and I think we just might have a date, hee hee!! Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

[rquote]So what your saying, is that you set his kitchen on fire, ruined new counters, and are replacing the new counter with liquid nails, and airing the house out all with the plans to not inform your brother? Smoke smell wont go away easy. Id suggest telling him what ya did. Yes, smoke does not go away easily. Fortunately they have a industrial-type 'whole-house fan' which is making my ears ring at this moment. Lord, if it weren't for that, I'd REALLY be screwed. Regarding not informing my brother. . . Well DUH, of course I will. However, I have the wherewithal to try to clean up and repair the damage ahead of time to spare him the tweaked-out-freaked-out stress. • I *saved* his kitchen from fire (—yeah, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!) • Fortunately, I've been in construction for the last five years. • Unfortunately, it has not been in countertops • Fortunately, I have done demolition and a LOT of reconstruction after 6 hurricanes in Florida • Unfortunately, I *did* accidently put a pot from the stove on the counter (which if it were a counter worth a shit it wouldn't have mattered; but it turns out it's only a .0625 veneer) • His counter was ALREADY set with liquid nails and caulk only (no screws, etc.) AND • Getting the whole thing replaced and airing out the house before he comes home is the conscientious thing to do when one fucks up horribly, even if by accident. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Got home from work, and my bro and sis-in-law (who I'm temporarily staying with) were staying at her dad's cabin up north for two days. Work went well today; I found an apartment that I liked, and was settling in for a nice 'wind-down' sort of evening. I had just started the Wild Rice, and was going to cook some lovely salmon with some good greens, when my ex called from 1000 miles away. . . . It was one of those ¿ "What do I do with THIS bill" ? conversations (cuz I formerly took care of all the personal and business stuff) and I was trying to explain the concept of depreciation, etc. The conversation went on and on and on. . . and I totally was distracted from said Wild Rice. From the porch, I heard "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and I thought, "What the fuck?!" Fucking house filled with smoke, rice just a-cracklin' in the smoldering pot, cats gasping for air, and here I am on the phone with ex, saying, "Dude! I really gotta call ya back!" I get into the kitchen, and in my (searching for word here) trepidation (how's that?), I take off the burning pot and set it upon their BRAND NEW COUNTER TOP!!!!!! HOLY FUCK. I'm totally like concentrating on their house not catching on fire, and this damn smoldering pot burns through their (CHEAP) countertop. The GOOD news is that it's a CHEAP countertop. My brother is very,,,, er, — frugal, if you will. That means CHEAP. But still, I freaked out. Here I am, a guest on their couch, and I frikkin nearly burn their house down and ruin their new countertops. Fortunately, I jimmied the top off (thank God it was just the little 1x3 or sumpthin piece aside the stove) and have to go to Lowe's, Home Depot, Menards, etc. to find out where they bought it, get a new piece, and replace it. Tomorrow will be spent airing out the house, getting a (thankfully CHEAP) piece cut, and a tube of Liquid Nails. If I"m lucky, no one has to be the wiser, 'cept you all. Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Hey hey, This one just REEKED of a scam as soon as I opened the e-mail. (We skydivers are so much more eloquent!) Here's the message: quotey-quote-quote From: ozophagus@yahoo.com Subject: Dropzone.com Classifieds - Response to your Ad Date: August 21, 2006 3:37:46 AM EDT To: wendyplatt@tds.net Hi Wendy Platt, On 21-Aug-2006 someone submitted their contact information in response to your ad in the Dropzone.com Classifieds. Please reply to this email to contact the person directly. Username => autommy URL => http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/classifieds/detail_page.cgi?ID=38294&d=1 Name => auto FromEmail => ozophagus@yahoo.com City => Country => Comments => Hello seller, I am interested in buying your Head Gear.I have seen both the condition and the picture at the website.i will like you to mail me so that we can make further arrangement regarding the payment. I will like you to mail today so that we can conclude this transaction in few days time. Thanks hope to read from you soon. you can reach me on my number if you have any question +447024098905 Mark end of quotey-quote-quote ( It's me again— ) Would be nice if someone WOULD like to by my "head gear" !!! Gimme an offer! . Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

Man, it's so nice to hear others' stories on taking time off. I've been grounded for 4.5 years now (~~!!!!~~) and sometimes I just feel. . . like I'm old, washed up, a has-been —the sport belongs to the young, yada yada. It's great to know that there are so many other people that have been or are in my boat, and that many of you got back in when the time was right. Spend your time as your heart directs, Rainbo. . Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"