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WUDDUPP, I just made my first skydive tonight, my 18th b-day. been waiting for 3 years - have known the skydivers at our local airport for a long time. Static line. Line twist. It was alllllllllllll good. not bad, and kicked 4 or 5 times and was out of it. Good stuff _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

you guys are gunna bring the true Ninja out of maggot. then you'll be sorry. east or west, theres gunna be a bloodbath. _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

heres a question - why is it an "exit point?" you're not exiting anything. you're jumping off something. exit stage left por favor. chew chew chew on it. mmm soo goooood. _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

i'm gunna get in a balloon with a base rig on and a bunch off goodie goodie suck-up-to-the-man skydivers and light the basket on fire at 400 feet. HiYA! _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

yeah dude, train station all the way.. that was just an insight. nd that just might not be ninja 1. _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

So like, I was at this BASE site the other day, and i was all like....chill.... and like, i was gunna jump man, but i thought, naww. I gotta make a phone call. So like, I whipped out my psycadelic cell phone man, and dialed this number, and who'd i get but the Maggot. So I was all like, Hey Maggot, Wuddupp? and he's all like, HIYA, just practicing my NINJA skills. and I'm all like, dude, I wanna jump this f*cking A, but i need someone to death camp me......... So like... before i even knew it these crazy NINJAs started appearing out of the woods all around the A. And i was all on top thinkin,' oh shit man, i hope they have some weed. But then something better appeared..... it was the maggot, in full NINJA Death Camp garb. Sweeeet man. So like, he climbed the A, but it was barely like climbing. He floated right up the ladder like a f*cking NINJA god man. Next thing I know, I'm standing on the edge with a doobie in my mouth, and the Maggot hands me a can of spraypaint. We tagged the whole A, and wrote BASE SITE all over it, just to help fellow radical jumpers find it. I was all like.... killer dude! Then something totally sick happened man. Some coppers showed up, and i was all like, Oh sh*t man, ditch the weed, but maggot snapped his fingers andother NINJAS instantly deathcamped the cops... in a different way. So anyway, like some birds flew by and sh*tted, and we judged how high the A was by how long it took the sh*t to hit the ground. we determined about 260. So we set up for a good PCA, started counting some numbers, and then i did something totally Faaar ouutt man, I jumped. CrAzy tie DYE All OVER WIND NOISE things are GROWNING GROUND GROUND GROUND WHOOSH. yeah, i flared that sh*t nice. and just as instantly as he appeared, the maggot was gone. time to light another one. Thanks Maggot. _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

there's a guy who knows whats goin down _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

F*CK The POLICE You shoulda death camped his ass. PCA... without the PCA part. _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

Depends... if they're under 18 usually i get them. I work for maggot. He teaches me mad ninja skills if i burn other people's sites for him. Derka Derka! _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

batwings........ thats what one gets when his sweaty balls stick to the insides of his legs.... Thats what they're really getting. It's damn hot in Iraq! That big wing thing is just a cover up - don't be fooled. ______________________________________ _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

is this a racist comment? _____________________________ _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

06.07.06 .... now that's something to worry about. It breaks the consistency. i'm not laying one foot out of my bed tomorrow.... unless i decide to go parasailing with an old paracommander behind a pickup truck...hmm _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

our heavy ball bags keep us low enough to the ground that we won't need a hospital ... works out pretty good. then again..... i would like to see what some of those hott nurses would do if me and my balls spent the night there....hmmmm...... ___________________________ _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

that's true... i pounded in twice and bounced.... ER Um.. I MEAN that was fun! let's do it again! _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style

You're sh%tting me.............. chiris i thought that was a parasail............. wtf man. after reading all these posts of concerned people saying how dangerous that is...i just don't think i can trust you anymore. you gotta start using your head more. but hey, i would like to try out that 83 xaos.. sounds like fun! ______________________ _____________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style