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Hippie birthday..have a good one!..

Perhaps sex could be a sport with someone you love......... What's a sport??? If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

I was wondering about my own mental health.... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

http://www.marmite.com/virals/ Warning!! That's how I feel when I smell marmite!! (Sorry ..don't know how to do the clicky link thing) If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

I wonder about that every day!!...... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Congrats! I did a lot of diving when I lived beside the Red Sea in Jeddah. Enjoy! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Congrats on being a survivor!!

Have a Fabulous birthday and a wonderful year.

CONGRATS!!!! Have a good time celebrating!!.

So sorry to hear of your friend. I agree with all Gawain said. Also , in time (when he has better use of his hands), texts are good...can send regular support and jokes!!

on the bonnet at sunset in The Pinnacles.....Western Oz..... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Hilarious....Cheers...was laughing so much..got a crap score... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

911.....me also...and I said I wasn't competitive!!! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Here in Ireland the smoking ban has been working really well. Although a few people have taken up smoking!! Nobody saw that coming!!! Cute guy goes outside pub for a ciggie, hopeful girl follows...lits up....conversation starts ....... opposite is true also of course!! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Excellent!! Love it! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Guys with average/ small equipment try harder.................some 'huge' guys think we are just so lucky to be with them and do ..........very little....if u catch my drift If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Best of luck, Karen, I'll sure you'll fly through them...

When I was a student used to drink in the same pub as U2, Thin Lizzy and 2 members from the band that used to make up the Horslips. As it was in Dublin nobody used to pay any attention to them.As Windcatcher says we're all equal and they used to q up at the bar to be served and have idle chit chat with everybody else....No big deal. Sat beside Andrea Corr in the hairdressers once........grew up with(+ used to fancy!) James Lancaster..

Great idea!! Eyeing up a few beers in the fridge........be strong!! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Have a fabulous birthday and a wonderful year! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Am supposed to be working from home..done nothing yet...been texting an x in oz ..........watched a soap..now here !! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Are you near Ager? Catalonia's a mad place!! Love it! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."

Everything I do......Byran Adams Heard it at a wedding once.........

me too If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time."