Divadiver
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Lummy - You've got WAY too much time on your hands!! Wingi - Thanks for the suggestion, but since I don't even have a stove any more I guess those chocolate covered Oreos will have to do for now. Hackey - I'll have to see if I can't come up with something local/homemade (just not made by me). Homer - Nope, no skin pics for him! Sunshine - maybe a little teddy (woops, teddybear that is!) Thanks! Diva
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Slappie: Sorry babe, had to do it. You're still a hottie! Diva
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Larry: I just assumed that they meant no fruit and stuff that would be ruined in shipping or the freezing temps. Clay: Smutton, mutton!! Diva
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Oh, you're issued the warm stuff when you get there. Clay, where do I find an inflatable sheep? Diva
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Made you look, now that I've got you here . . . I have a friend working in Antarctica that I would like to send a care package and need your help. If you were away from home for 6 months, what would be one thing (or couple small things) that you would want in your care package? This person is male, but don't even suggest that I ship him a woman (she'd freeze to death before she got there, if this wasn't the case, I may well be on my way there). I read that I shouldn't send anything perishable, anything in styrofoam, or plants of any kind. Help me out here with some ideas will ya!? Diva
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Whew! Balls of steel, brain of pea! Diva
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It was bad enough when the guy introduced himself being with the Justice Dept. (visions of Clintonradloff leading him to me flashed through my mind), but when the wanger started dancing around and the guy starts over to my desk to write a note, I nearly pissed myself! It was a close call. Diva
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Someone please warn me next time before I download something like that. Just as I clicked play, someone from the Justice Department popped their head into my office while there was a dancing wanger on my screen!!! Diva (add another to the most embarrassing moments)
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You don't see good looking people like these in other sports, now do you . . . shhh, everyone will want to join in!! Diva
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You sure are! Diva (showing a little restraint not asking for digits)
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Lets see if we can help Zennie out. There's a group picture in the first section, yell out if you can identify anyone. Starting from Left to Right Starting in the back row: Cowboy - Hottie Hiding in back - Cutie with cap - AirAnn - She' a doll isn't she! Merrick - Pammi's so lucky! Cutie with purple tie-dye shirt - Hottie with mustache - Cutie with glasses & Cap w/dog - is this Zennie? Hottie with cap in blue/black jumpsuit - Handsome guy in Chef's hat - Our gal Pammi Gorgeous girl with great hair - Girl with the million dollar smile - Cutie with Bears shirt - Tiny little gorgeous thing hiding - Hunk in the Go Fast shirt - Fill in the blanks. Diva
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Well done! That was cute as hell! Now if we can only get someone to help poor Ken out! Diva
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Clay: Is she havin fun? Diva
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Oh sh*t, so much for that Boobie thread I wanted to start (hanging head in shame, walking away) Diva
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I'm with Clay as well - here borrow my wooden cloggs! Believe me, newbie or not, they will get the message either by listening about what's being said about this "coach" or by just a jump with him. Show the newbies some home grown hospitality and jump with them whenever you want, it'll keep them coming back which is good for the DZ. Diva
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Wait, spraying Pam? What does Merrick think about this? LOL! Diva
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(in a whispering voice - mumbling something about skydivers, butt cheeks and bottle rockets).
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Stumbled upon a fantastic web site with lots and lots of art work (read: winged people, and such). I came upon this one and nearly laughed my *ss off. The ladies have been immortalized with their fraphats on. I found one that I think would make a wonderful tattoo, although it's a bit religious looking for me. The web address is www.elfwood.com, but make sure you've got plenty of time to take the tour and look through the different artist work. Amazing, how some are so talented, and then there's me! Diva
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you . . . Do we get to see the pictures of the Nekid jump . . . .oh, wait that was another post wasn't it!? Hope you have a wonderful B-day!! Diva
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Clay, honey that's the second time you've said that! So, I guess we'll just leave you to your private time with yourself! Sis, I was referring to Clay in the bathroom. I don't think he was showering, but he may need to. You know what they say about cleanliness, and showers are always more fun when there's two!! Robert, I don't have much of a southern accent, but I'll throw in a ya'll every now and then for you. Anne, sorry no helmet cameras, I can't imagine you'd get a clear picture with all the up and down, back and forth, in and out, singling from the ceiling, bouncing off the walls, that would be going on. Besides you can't participate and not be in the picture, and if you're not participating - you're not allowed. Diva
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Happy Birthday to you!! Happy Birthday to you!! We want to see pictures of the Nekid jump !! Diva
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Sis: The show was about a shortage of contraceptive sponges, so Elaine had to decide if they guy was sponge worthy. There was another show about being the King or Queen of your domain and how long you could go without pleasuring yourself . . . (hmm, someone here needs to get out of the bathroom!) Diva
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Can we do body shots too? Clay, can we count you in? Oh, right you're in the bathroom missing all the fun!! (giggle) Diva
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TMI, did someone say TMI? Let's just stop to visualize this for a moment . . . the view from behind - guys hairy asses stuck up in the air with their twig and berries dangling in the breeze vs. tight, shapely women contorting themselves in various positions . . . right foot green, left foot red. Was that too much? It just popped into my head. Diva
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Yeah, either that or you just have to catch us when we're horney as hell!! ROFLMAO!! Diva