Divadiver

Kingie: Look I appreciate the fact that you offered yourself up like that, and I find that remarkable in itself (Wingie's not the only one with brass balls here I see), but I do have to keep in mind that you're on meds!!! It's been a really hard two weeks for me and although I get carried away with these post sometimes, I do try and have a little self restraint. (Dipping deep into the memory banks and pulling up a post regarding Chia . . . that was you, wasn't it . . . god, help me I'm trying to be good!!) UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!! ... ....... ......... O_\/__\/ Diva

Kingie: Man, have you not been paying attention?? You are absolutely of no use to me with a bad back!! If I had to drive down to where you are, I'd throw you in the back of the car and we'd head to Texas. By the time Jessica and I got finished with you, you need more than meds and beer!! Shoot, Sis is somewhere in Texas, we might be able to talk her into some fun!! Wait, is this the weekend she might be visiting Pammi and Merrick?? Maybe we can get you and Merrick to model those mesh undies !! Diva

I know this guy who swears he loves to pee on his girlfriend in the shower!! Shit, point him to the local pool and he must have the time of his life!!! Whatever floats your rubber duckie! Diva

Kingie: Is it raining on you? It's the 3 H's here (at the moment), Hazy, Hot and HUMID. Diva (Sultry, Steamy and Sweltering)

That was amusing yesterday, so I'm going to bumb this back to the top and see if and where it'll lead us today! It's Friday, so we can get a little crazy (may as well, looks like the rain has settled in around North Carolina and is with us in the Virginias as well!) I don't know about Jessica, but after work it's looking like a two martini happy hour!! One more time for good luck. UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! I'm a little better now. Diva

That's O.K. guys, no explanation needed. Nothing like utilizing those household items. Betty Crocker and Martha Stewart just died from the excitement of it all!! Diva

Where is the all of the above button? Diva

Should I tell him . . . I live in "the virginias"!! Diva

Kingie: We can appreciate a beautiful woman as well as any man. That doesn't mean that we have to actually lay hands on her. I'd actually start with a really soft kiss right behind the ear lobe and work my way down her neck until I reached her nice firm and perk boobies where I'd pause . . . woops!! See what not having a man around can do!! Diva

It's not a movie, but here's a funny for you. Two Women waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first woman asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first woman. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second woman. "You get the shakes and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see, I KNEW my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second woman shakes her head. "That's so ironic," she says. "What do you mean?" asks the first woman. "If you had ONLY stopped to LOOK in the FREEZER, we'd BOTH STILL BE ALIVE!" And AJ is looking pretty darn good to me as well!! Diva

A large supply of clothespins was on another table. WTF!! ROFLMAO!!! Diva

ADRNALN: Damn, see that goes to show you, I'm not with it these days!! (and thanks for not taking me down a notch or two for my spelling mistake!) Boobies should always be worn to the front and in an up-right perk position (hmmm, reminds me of some other part . . . woops!) Diva

Kingie: I'll volunteer to try and explain women (it can't be done, we're all different), if you'll try and explain men! There was a cute joke going around (I can't find it now) about how women analyze things (done or said) and men just take it for what it's worth. Not true! I find myself more and more trying to elaborate on where I'm coming from (things I didn't think men gave a hoot about). Even went so far as to do it in Portugese!!! DUH!! Completely Clueless!! I don't need another "Friend" and I don't need an every-other-weekend nookie run. . .I want the one that I found that's 230 lbs., 6' 2", all muscle with a 50" chest, and butt cheeks that could crack a walnut!!!! Stand back . . UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Ahhhha, the new mating call of the skydiving women!! Diva

Adrnalyn: I thought something was seriously wrong when you posted to the "Boobie" thread about bitties or biggies being on the front!! What the heck was up with that, I've never seen Boobies on the back??? Did I not grasp something there? DUH! Get a grip!! If you don't want to end up living from a tent or a camper at the DZ, being single for the rest of your life and acquiring a nice size beer gut, you'd better tone it down!! Oh, what the F*ck, go ahead and have fun with it!! Welcome to our little hell on earth (not in the sky). The clouds, the winds and the weather will haunt you from here on out. The funny this is that you'll actually start to miss the jet fuel, the smoke from the bon fire, and the farting on the plane when it's raining or the cold sets in for the winter!! Add one more to the list!! Diva

Thanks everyone for volunteering to help! Babblefish was what got me into trouble in the first place! Well, not really trouble, it actually turned out to my advantage, and was funnier than hell! I'm going to try and stick to English from here on out! (wish me luck) Diva

Geek: Are you referring to me when you ask if I was gonna enter the contest? I'm already on here showing my boobies (old archives files). Froggie posted the pic for me, of course I was only about 8 years old, but their not much bigger now!! HH closed down the anonymous postings, so I guess if I want to post a pic to enter the contest I'd have to send it to Screamer first to post for me, then he'd be depressed for days on end after seeing it, what the hell . . .sounds like a lot of trouble for such a small set of boobies! Nawww, why should everyone have to suffer with me! Spread the love . . . .show the boobies . . . (or in Merrick's case the pecs and the nipple ring or the mesh undies - wooow!) Diva

jt: English, Portuguese, whatever - I need all the help I can get!! Diva

Wholly shit! I want me a set of those ta-tas!! (jealous) You would have to stand me up against something with those babies or I would fall right over!! I bet they not only have names, but their own zip code!! Diva (member of the TBTC)

Does anyone out there know Portuguese? Dummy me sent a message which may or may not have translated into what I wanted it to say (it was funnier than hell on second glance). Then I got a reply that I don't understand!! HELP!!! Diva

Pammi, you naughty, naughty girl . . . bring it on!!! WWwwwooowww, the work day is looking better all the time! Diva

Darn, hmmmmrrrrrr!! I tried! Not even the nipple ring, or a pair of tighty whities? Diva

Merrick! Ahhha! Pammi took the bait and offered you up!! I want to see nipple rings and pecs and ass!!! ROFLMAO!! Wwwwoooowww!! What a woman you have there . . . share and share alike!! Diva

Pammi: Damn girl, you rock! Nice tat! (now, give us girls a little something to look forward to and see if you can get Merrick to show us his - giggle, giggle) (his boobies that is!) Diva

Emma: This has been the week from hell! If it doesn't end soon . . . Monday - missed consultation with new hairdresser Tuesday - missed rescheduled consulation with hairdresser, rescheduled for later in the day - hey, made that one! Wednesday - lost a check for $114.00 Thursday - locked myself out of my house, lost keys twice that day, (got hair colored, now looks like someone scared the shit out of me - not blonde but white blonde!) (actually can't wait til the roots grow out should look awesome) Friday - Found check for $114, won $20 on a lottery scratch ticket, (now if that special someone would just call!!) Only 53 more minutes and the weekend officially begins!!! WOOOOOOWWWW Diva

Congrats Pammi and Merrick!! Blue skies all around!! Diva