Divadiver
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Amen to that!! Squeeze them and don't let go for a long, long time!! Best of everything for your brother Speedy, I hope the road to recovery is a soft, short one! Diva
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What about those little old ladies who apparently don't know what personal space is . . . ever been standing in line at a check out and have one not so gently run her cart up on you?? Uhh, excuse me while I remove that cart from my arse! Diva
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I am completely for close parking for the handicapped, (opening myself up for a flame war) but WTF, reserved parking for pregnant women? Hey, I was with child once, and I’ve got to tell you if I couldn’t walk from the regular parking space to the mall entrance, then my big ass stayed at home! Damn, no parking spaces . . . pull into reserved pregnant parking space, step out of car, arch back and stick out stomach! Diva
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You're correct Jessica, my son would get out the wet noodle for me! There's also a book (which I believe is) "Goodnight Opus", that has some flying scenes in it as well. Yes, I've also considered these for a tat, still have brave it though. Diva
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My son has a collection of every Opus that was ever made and two Bill the Cats. If I'm not mistaken he has one of the framed cells from A Wish for Wings that Fly where Opus is jumping off of something using a bed sheet for a canopy. Some days I feel like Opus and other days I feel like Bill the Cat (see attached). Diva
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Keith: I found this on e-bay as well. http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1695078222 I'm sure it'll make a fine gift for someone on Valentine's Day. (yeah, I found it looking for a charm . . . Pammi might be making more necklaces one day and I'm still looking for a charm!) Diva
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Is that why I can't remember where I parked the car, but I've never lost a beer?
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I’m pissed and I want you to know why . . . Whuffo’s don’t understand why it is that we can jump from a perfectly good air plane! Why do I, because I’d rather take my life into my own hands that’s why!! Don’t ask me why, don’t stand there and look at me like I’m crazed! Perfectly normal people who spend their entire lives working hard to accomplish something, something for themselves or their families, can at any give day get up to go to work and without even knowing it they put their lives into someone else’s hands. I’m pissed, damn it!! This is America, where we should be able to get up, go to work or to school and without a doubt in our minds know that we’ll return home at the end of the day. http://www.msnbc.com/news/688939.asp I’m pissed damn it, someone come kick my ass!! Diva
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Jesse: Thanks for the pictures, now I have new wallpaper! Diva
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Why yes honey, and we all f*ck like rabbits too . . . did I see your nose wiggle? Diva
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Shit! I was like Pammi, sitting here with my eyes almost crossed and the bitch darted out from nowhere at me. I need to go change my undies now. Diva
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Ann: I have seen your Dane - absolutely beautiful!! I have an especially soft spot for the black and white Danes. I've been thinking about a dog for some time now, and I was lucky enough to get a wealth of information from Donna some months ago (Thanks again). It hasn't happened yet, but one day . . . I think Josie would be very lucky to be part of your family - spread the love! Diva
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Damn you Ann!! You had to go and throw in a picture of a black and white Dane, now didn't you!! I just happen to be homeless at the moment (by choice), and can't have any pets, but do you think if a black and white Dane just happened to show up on a particular piece of large property, owned by a person who's already been adopted by two stray dogs, and I just happen to fall in love with it and adore it and sweet talk the person into keeping it for a while (batting eye lashes) . . . (me thinks I just committed an Eng. 101 crime) See what you've started? O.K., who's got a van big enough to hold a Dane?? Diva
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Anne: Things suck here in VA, I need to get away and Alabama is as good as any offer I've had lately. I'm sneaky, I run fast, and I bet my hands will fit around her throat too!! Count me in! Diva
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Clay: I hope for your sake, in your case this proves to be true, but don't count on it. I had a female lawyer, and got a female judge who had a passionate disliking for the female persuasion. I keep telling myself that one day I'll be free and clear of this asshole, but he keeps popping up (he especially likes Christmas in the courtroom)! Best of Luck!! Diva
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LMAO!! Andrea, (looking down at my chest as well) those things are bigger than my legs!! Diva
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Tease! Diva
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Pammi: UUUUGGGHHH! I can almost feel your pain! EWWWEEE! I hope it all works out for you. I had only taken my belly ring out for a day and ended up having to push it through in order to get it back in. Almost passed out and learned a lesson after that. So when the time comes for me to be able to change my tongue barbell, I'm going to have the new one in hand and ready to go in. I'm going to have to get one of those flexible plastic barbells because I'm playing with it and beating my teeth to death (I knew it!). I hope all works out and there's very little pain!! Diva
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There you go, trying to get the rest of us all worked up! Diva
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You're excused girlfriend, do you feel better?
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Viking: My little pitter patter does this every once in a while itself. I've never worried about it. I have low blood pressure, so if I sudden stand up from a bent position (yeah, yeah), I get head rush and sometimes everything turns black except for those little sparkly things that float by. Holly sheeet! I have three food groups: salt, caffeine and sugar. This woman can not live without her coffee!! Diva
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Who's got the most creative paintjob on his jump-s
Divadiver replied to Meatbomber's topic in The Bonfire
wink, wink, flash, flash! Diva -
Who's got the most creative paintjob on his jump-s
Divadiver replied to Meatbomber's topic in The Bonfire
Pink has my vote! (which by the way is what I happen to be listening to also) Damn, girls rule! Diva (It's only Wednesday, let's get the party started) -
Slappy, thank you that was great! I'm running off a copy and putting it in the staff lounge where everyone is having our holiday luncheon today. But, first I need to find that person who signed up for the fudge!!
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Hey, I just noticed that no one has mentioned playing with their cats and a lazer pointer. This can get really hilarious in no time. Mr. Bean would out of nowhere come ripping through the house like a bat out of hell, so one day I decided that he needed a little extra exercise in his route and brought out the lazer pointer. He can hear that thing click on from two rooms away, and don't get in his way or he'll run you right over trying to get to it. Diva