Divadiver

Bruce

Brent

This one is Dan.

Sneak peak at those hot fire fighters (Canadian too!). This one is my favorite, Cori.

** Warning** Careful opening these at work!! Idea for a Christmas card.

You forgot "run to the frig and get me a beer, before you start woman!" Diva

Screamer, You crack me up!! Do you get many second dates after this one?? Diva

Ewwwe! Grumpy, you brought back memories of some hideous multi-colored poncho looking thing!! (gag) Diva

Thanks all!!

EXACTLY!! That's why I'm looking for stuff for me. My sister informed me that she was going shopping on Friday and wanted to know what to get me. I told her, she couldn't get me what I wanted from the mall . . . . so, hmmm, here let me show you where you can get it! At least this way, I'll get something I can use/want!

Hey gang, has anyone seen any skydiving Santa christmas ornaments (or just skydiving ornaments)? SkyKat (I think) has a couple stain glass, but I didn't see Santa. I'm also looking for some sweatshirts. **Warning** Bitching about to commence - why is it that you can only find t-shirts in Med. - X-Larg? I don't mind wearing a big sweatshirt, but the t-shirts are as long as dresses, and they look like a family of five moved out and left me in there!! Caledonian had a good selection of sweatshirts, but they're reconstructing their web page (Pooh!). I'm getting nowhere fast in the shopping thing, JNCO is reconstructing their web site as well, so if any of you know any other places I can find JNCO stuff PLEASE let me know. I think we should all skip the spending part of Christmas, and save up for important things like jumping!!

Speedie: You haven't met me yet! I can't answer this right now, I'll have to try it out (have to wait three weeks). Anyone else want to give their opinion? It's suppose to, yes, but as is everything else, I guess it depends on who and how well it's being done. I understand it can make kissing a little more fun as well . . . .I just love a good kisser! Diva

Congratulations # 14418!!

The piercing is at the back of my tongue - btw, not the front! Dream on! It's all in how you use it though. Diva

Woops, see I'm lisping! When I showed her! EWWWeee! Sorry sis! Diva

I was told the alcohol would make your tongue swell even worse than it was probably going to anyway. I've been really good taking advil and rinsing my mouth out (I even brush my tongue). Eating is a little tricky because this darn thing is big and tends to go sideways, if I'm not careful I can actually bite down on the top ball (don't you just hate it when teeth make contact with the balls! ). The tongue isn't really sore, but that ball on the bottom of my tongue is starting to rub a sore place where it rest on the bottom of my teeth. I talked to some of you about the piercing a while back (Pammi), and I'm with Ann, as soon as I can get this metal out of my mouth the better because I'll play with it and ruin my teeth. It already freaks my sis out that I like to bang it on my teeth (snicker, she almost fainted when I shower her I got it done). And there's no swapping body fluids for 3-4 weeks (open wound), no kissing or nuthin!! A girlfriend was talking to someone telling them that I had it done, and she told the guy, and she can't have sex for 3 weeks! I nearly laughed my ass off - yeah, yeah, I'll use that excuse. Diva

Yes indeed, (see now I KNOW it's not you) women are good for hmmmm, ummmmm and yummmmmm!! I don't get mad, I get even! Just ask that woman that I dumped an entire drink in her lap this weekend. O.K., so I almost got my ass whipped by her ex-Marine sister, but what the hell!! Diva (who got her tongue pierced and then couldn't have alcohol on her B-day! Now that just wasn't fair!) (pout)

O.K., Screamer might know the difference between a poodle and a person but obviously from his question to me, he doesn't know the difference between a woman and a sheep!! He needs help! And who got into his account and posted on the thread "where are the respectable women?", that was obviously written by some sane person - not Screamer - not our Screamer!! Diva

O.K., you had me! I've never seen one with wings before, I like things with wings!! Diva

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!! How do you teach a turkey the "come hither look"? Diva

ROFLMAO!!! Where do turkeys find that tiny lingerie? Diva

Well, I would certainly hope so! I'd hate to see you down on the field trying to screw your own mascot!

Yeah, yeah, Pooh Bear . . . .hmm, I'm mean, Pooh Bah!! The guys are beating each other over the head on another thread with poodles, sheep and army shit, and I can't even get a ember burning from Redbull from my WTF, Go Hookies comment. I'm loosing my touch with this old hand. Diva

Oh shit! I'm an Old Hand!! Diva

Go Hokies - WTF!! (yeah, I just bet you're into farmyard animals!!) My choice is: Except for the parting, it sucks! I'm currently reading John Grishams " Skipping Christmas." In hopes that I'll learn something. So far that trip to the islands that the main character has planned sounds damn good! Diva