lilDevil

I loved ZHills, warm friendly genuin people, best landing area, always someone to jump with. I didnt want to leave and someday i'll go back ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

im a bit like Cheshire cat in freefall lmao Oh and the plane, gotta love our pilot hes a legand ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats a cool pic :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Before I got my own gear :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I had to have one years back and it made me sooooo sick I said never again ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ill second that ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Try to get him a Supa Kong, thats what they are called here but ive seen them in other countrys, anyway you can put treats, lickable stuff etc in them to encourage them to chew ( make sure you get the name brand one the only ones that arnt destroyable lol ) Oh and great fro summer, you can fill them with water and freeze them a bit like an iceypole for dogs :-) otherwise buy him something that squeeks lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Did you give him a treat when you put him in ? put his toys in there ? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

He blardy well is just as Mrs Clause LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

of course they think its great fun ! Mine just pounces on my head at 5:30am gets my attention all the time lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

very cute ! When you introduce them into the same room put her in a cat carrier so your other cat can see her first. Just think you have two cats to punce on your key board when your typing :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Dont forgett to rub on plenty of nappy rash cream (bepanthen or something like that ) will heal it up in no time and stop any itching etc etc. Oh and yes I do have ink ;-) if you had turned up at the convention ya would have seen it lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

This Kid will go far… This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I’m worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?” HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

thanks baby but the ex hubby is up this avo maybe hell bring papers for me to sign lmao. Ill call you next week, have to get my ass back in the air soon and i want to do my star crest :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

hey no Aussie bashing lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Subject: Post Office job A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

While walking through the Colorado woods a man came upon another man, hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, and car keys, stripped him naked, and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The Fancy Dress Party A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Hey you can send me a box of PG tips bags and ive not found a desent ruby murrey in Perth as yet. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

and i suppose you were hiding in your van on sat when the wind was blowing its head off ??? Thats the third time ive driven down and the wind sucks. Can I start calling you for a wind check before i leave here ???? Wasnt a total wasted trip though, I got to hold a baby Roo ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

were the hell ya get that lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

yup sounds like a typical Aussie male thing pmsl ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

hey i got one of those on my home phone lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Not sure yet, started my new job on Monday :-) have heaps of things im trying to get done, and i dont know what time that storms going to hit, dont want another two hour drive for nada lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

you wouldnt be complaining if it was your name on the top pmsl ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !