3fLiEr

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  1. Have to give them credit for that............ sneeky phuqers bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  2. try Mads @ http://www.dzsports.com/ bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  3. After the monkey story..(which cracked me up).......... I have something similar............. The Plan: In the beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was without substance And darkness was upon the face of the workers. And the workers spoke among themselves, saying; “This is a crock of shit, and it stinks.” And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, “It is a pale of dung, and we can’t live with the smell.” And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.” And the managers went unto their directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.” And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.” And the directors went to Vice Presidents saying unto them, “It promotes growth, and it is very powerful...” And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects.” And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the plan became Policy. And that, my friends, is how shit happens. bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  4. http://www.datapimp.com/ bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  5. your post is a personal attack toward me........... should I be offended - its all relative on what people find offensive - what one person takes offence to - another will find amusing............ how do you know I aint a paranoid freak who takes offence at your post and starts crying coz I feel picked on?....... its all relative....... Why are some people this sensitive that a posting on the net upsets them so much - for god sakes most people read the sh!t on here and forget it by the minute........... is not a real place and if you are gonna be offended by text on a screen - well you are going to be offended each and every day in your life by people who have different senses of humour, different people skills, different cultures, different morals............... this is a world of different strokes..................... just coz my life style offends some people - is that any reason that I am in the wrong............ there is no right or wrong - just opinion.......... yeah well said............... ALL people should take that on board........................ nuff said bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  6. Nah sick is sleeping with your 12 year old sister................. oh........... i do that too.......you gotta point............ ;op bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  7. Yeah ..... I almost got my atmosphere kidney licence - but the machine falls very fast and missed the last transplant ops I mean transition ............. I think it took the piss outta me!!!!...... ;op bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  8. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=forumtalkback&Number=89606&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&part= "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  9. Where the phuq is the freedom of the net - if someone else can delete someone elses post - Re: My post on the thread future.................... If you cant handle it - dont go there or do it................... just my 2 low pulls worth bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  10. Yeah I know - but I meant if you are in a sit fly group - you dont want to flip to back track - if no one else is - you know what I mean - I like to keep it free.............. but also free and safe................ I meant it was a different skill........... sorry for confusion!!! bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  11. 3fLiEr

    Future

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  12. Can you post a picture of your girlfriend wearing nothing but an Oxygn?.................... (i think it was you that posted the rig pictures - nice work centurion!) bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
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    Perfect woman

    Who gives a sh!t - who wants a bird who skydives..........it means more money for you to jump!...... I admit though would be handy if she could pack............ bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  14. it is if you keep all your products doped up on smack.................... ;op bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  15. 3fLiEr

    Perfect woman

    Which DZ is she at? bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  16. 3fLiEr

    Waaaaaah

    "Nigel Mansel = some third rate F1 driver" Who went over to the states and pissed all over the yanks in their own car sport in his first season - (some name I cant remember) ;op bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  17. pimpin - nice work................ you do the pimpin I will stick to the smack................ just let me have a go on some occasionally for free - I will give you a small wrap in return....... ;op .................bang it and be free! bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  18. if we all start importing / exporting some fine china white we could build up enough cash by selling smack to kids... just think no more corporate wankers to work for - you can just buy and sell and put the profits into skydiving - who says drugs are all bad!!!.......you see smack can do some good too......... ;op ............ shoot em up kids...........insane with a needle in my vein................ bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  19. "...but wouldn't that make us base jumpers?" Nope - it would make us skydivers that jump off walls........ ;op bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  20. "I'm planning on building a massive brick wall around my DZ about 13000 feet high" Who needs airplanes with that!!................ bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
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    Waaaaaah

    No worries - i aint going to be there!!!............... gotta work - harshness...................... but i will don a bikini and prance around my house whilst masturbating with baby oil to Beethoven to keep in the spirit of the party if you like................ who says Im a sicko....................... bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
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    Waaaaaah

    Shallow b£stards with materialistic out looks.............. who gives a sh!t what car you drive ............. you are all gonna die just like me, he & she in the end................... my rig means more to me than my car - my car is there to get me to the DZ - thats all............................ and why do i Bitch like this - coz I aint got a 2 seater sports car!!!!................ ;op I will just wait for my Icarus .................. more sporty than my car and much more fun..................... bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  23. 3fLiEr

    Bad Spot

    that explains alot...................... bsbd "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  24. 3fLiEr

    Waaaaaah

    yep............ when you wear your tight trousers.......;op "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"
  25. 3fLiEr

    Bad Spot

    http://www.johnandjanine.com/august/badspot.mpg "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"