skyninja
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Buy gear with a skyhook if you plan on doing stupid shit low. It'll up your odds. Now where did I leave my "dumbass" stamp...? Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Well, that's the conservative route - a reversible experiment. I've seen a jumper (I shit you not) CUT THE CENTER SQUARE OUT (leaving only an inch or so of fabric at the edges, mind you) of his slider to make it open faster. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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pack it with the slider collapsed... Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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That calls for a can of Raid... Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Darker colors hold up better to UV exposure. Packing shouldn't be a problem unless you're either really new or a retard. My black canopy is fine in the Arizona sun. Darker colors do get hotter when sitting out, but who leaves their gear in the sun? It does collect dust from dirt landings, but a few grass landings cleans it up nice. Besides, rainbow canopies make you look gay... Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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I'm flattered. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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There's nothing wrong with cock soup! Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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MRSA is not a virus. Does sound like they would be spreading virii with the (always-manly) communal water bottles though. I'd say just make sure he showers/washes thoroughly when he gets home. Soap and water does wonders. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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I'm not so sure they'd be willing to help if you actually hit them with the rock... Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Tonsils ARE useful. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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HA ha. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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How about watching someone else's skyhook deployment after cutaway from about 500 feet above? Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Buy a cheap harness/container, then cut out the pack trays with a steak knife.... Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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A week ago I got mine after only a 4 week wait, no expedite. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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I love how people judge canopy appropriateness by wingload alone. A 135 at 1:1 is very different than a 210 at 1:1. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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What's the deal with wearing ear plugs during free fall?
skyninja replied to autoset's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
The wind/plane noise will damage your hearing. I could tell a difference after 50 jumps, and then I started wearing them. I hear people just fine within about a 5 foot radius when they're in, and it improves my ability to hear what people are saying in the plane because it cuts out the white/background noise. I leave them on under canopy. In fact, on the few occasions now that I jump without them, the canopy ride makes me nervous because I hear the wind whistling through my lines and under my helmet that is just plain unnatural. -
What an obviously unfair imposition! How dare they. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Hehe, I believe it was originally intended as a "Shut The F#$! Up". I like the trekkie interpretation better though. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Sounds like a lot of exceptionally lazy jumpers, if they let him pack their gear while smoking. Don't let him pack anything you own, especially if you value your equipment. He's probably really good about not burning stuff though, or else somebody would've kicked the shit out of him already. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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My most common problem with econo-shopping has been the original owner's appalling taste in aesthetics. There can't be THAT many blind skydivers! Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Well, I guess booze hags need lovin' too. *shrug* Just have to make sure she doen't have anything that you don't already. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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Sounds like the epitome of "booze hag" to me. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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What makes you keep skydiving?
skyninja replied to skyninja's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Haven't you heard the RJ rant? I believe the correct term is now booze-hag. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!" -
If you weren't kissing the tunnel walls at high speeds you'll probably be fine. It doesn't have to be perfect. Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"
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If the little demon had tagged MY walls I'm not so sure if I'd care why the spanking was given. And "Guess what little buddy, you're going to MILITARY school!" Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!"