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I like EVE aswell and a host of other sitcoms.

Fav TV Shows or Channels. I live in the UK so; FX NCIS Sleeper Cell (E Wing which starts this July) Friends And of course MTV Base And U?

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" MILITARY scientists have designed a Batman-style set of wings to enable paratroopers to glide up to 120 miles into enemy territory. The device enables the caped soldiers to be dropped outside hostile airspace from altitudes of up to 30,000ft and infiltrate enemy lines without being detected by radar. The wings, unveiled last week, are being tested by their manufacturer and are intended to be ready for use next year by German special forces parachutists. “Parachutists can penetrate into areas that are difficult to reach without their transport planes having to fly into a danger zone,” said a spokesman for ESG, manufacturer of the new mono-wing. “At the same time, tracing this almost 100% silent system using air or ground-based radar systems is extremely difficult.” In practice, a reserve parachute is carried for safety. The guidance, oxygen and stablisation systems for the wing are being finished and studies have begun on a powered version which will use small turbo-jets. “The system is reportedly 100% silent and extremely difficult to track by air or ground-based radar systems,” said Peter Felstead, editor of Jane’s Defence Weekly. “The new wing will also reduce the impact of wind conditions on the jumper and allow operatives to travel up to 40 kilometres carrying equipment loads of around 100 kilograms.” According to ESG, the wing is a development of a ram-air parachute system in use with the German armed forces since 2003. Ram-air parachutes, also used by the SAS and US special forces, have two layers of fabric which fill with air and become highly controllable airfoil shapes. While ESG says German special forces as well as the country’s GSG9 counter- terrorist unit have expressed interest, British special forces experts remain sceptical. “High altitude, high opening (Haho) jumps may keep the plane out of harm’s way but they are very difficult for the jumper,” said one recently retired senior SAS officer. “His parachute opens almost immediately and he has to control it for a very long time. He is buffeted by winds, he’s very cold, he’s breathing oxygen and he has to navigate and communicate with the rest of his team. “I can’t think of an operational Haho we’ve done, and I don’t even think we’ve done an operational Halo (high altitude, low opening) since Oman in 1970.” On that occasion an SAS trooper, Lance-Corporal Paul Reddy, died when his parachute failed to open properly after free-falling from 11,000ft. The most recent high altitude jump on operations was carried out by Nato special forces in Bosnia in 2001 — reportedly in an attempt to capture a high-ranking alleged Serbian war criminal. The Ministry of Defence declined to comment on special forces equipment but said: “We continually look to improve the capability of our armed forces and in doing so we keep a close eye on technological developments all over the world.” From The Times Hello and good evening, Good bye and good night. Thoughts and comments. SPICE

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I am him, no really I am. Two guy sat in a mental hospital. First guy says "Im God, pleased to meet you" The second in shock goes "JESUS CHRIST!!" In reply the first man says "I know I miss him aswell" Anyway, moving swiftly on What Is The meaning of Life? Told you I was Bored.

1.How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3.How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It! 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang! Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer NARF

Found another... Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! And finally [http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=386]

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits--yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?" The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?" What is the difference between a crappy golfer and a crappy skydiver? A crappy golfer goes "WHACK, dammit!" A crappy skydiver goes "Dammit, WHACK!" A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack." Anyway Im Bored.

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SIONIS PRIORATUS IN XOC SIGNO VINCES. Because I'm bored. Which came first the chicken or the egg? ANSA : The Rooster.

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SPICE would like to know... Whats hot and whats not?