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Linder's isn't anywhere near as sexy as Kelly's...

I'm sure many of you have done this but it's always fun when your on a road trip....when the someone falls asleep, have the driver slam on the brakes while everyone else in the cars screams and watch the sleeper wake in a panic. I have done that one and had it done on me. Another one that I used to do in school, I would carry a tube of Anbesol around and if anyone would leave their drink unattented I would unscrew the cap and put some on the rim. It was great to watch people's lips and face go numb and have no clue why. I did that one alot by myself and loved that I was the only one that knew the score. Oh yeah and when I was younger and my sister would have slumber parties, I was always good for some plastic wrap on the toilet seat!

that's a great picture!

snowslider = Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German cody = Thrill Drill To bad it will give your penis a different name everytime you put your name in. I do like thrill drill though!!

actually I'm a licensed hair stylist...that one surprises most people. I can do a cab nine... I can front side a double kink... I can heel flip a 5 stair... I can wheelie almost anything... I can do double knack knack's... I shot a 2 over on nine once... I did a double gainer off a 3 meter once... Oh and I can rip a phone book in half...

nevermind...I just saw how that posted ended.

Why did you get banned? I saw something in there about some guy call you stupid for asking how to fill out your log book.... was is cause of that?>

Yesterday I was at the grocery store and there was a homeless man out front just hanging out, not panhandling or anything. He was very dirty and I felt bad for him. Inside the store I thought about giving him some money, knowing that even twenty bucks would be alot to him. But alot of homeless people are in that situation because of mental illness and or addicion to drugs and alcohol and I didn't want to support that. I have been driving around with a huge puffy coat because the heater in my car was broken, the day before I managed to fix it and now that I don't have to wear when I drive I decided that would be a good thing to pass on to him. The look on his face made it worth it, he didn't say much but I knew that it meant alot, and it gets cold here in Utah so this jacket that was $250 new will help him alot. I think I'm going to volunter at a shelter on christmas since I dont' have any family here. I always said if I was rich I would help people that needed and desrved it. It feels great to make a difference.

I heard FedEx and UPS are merging? They are going to call it FedUp...

how about a nice warm glass of shut the fuck up?!

You get paid to play Xbox? I love Halo and Halo 2, can't wait for 3 to come out. Kidding but I'd buy you and your crew of hero's a round of car bombs any day!

WOW, without the chopper I would have thought it was fake, the moom is so perfect looking. That's a cool photo!

not sure what the numbers represent but I did get a jump in Sunday that was so amazing I can't stop thinking about it. So it was a cloudy day and the ceiling was 7k, I got up there just in time for the last load. When we got to 6.5k, I started to put my googles and helmet on when I realized we were still over the mountains, minutes went by and before I knew it we were above the clouds. Anyway, to my surprises we got to full altitude and the jump was so sick! I couldn't wait to get to the clouds so head down all the way there then on the belly and proceded to go swimming!! They were so thick, probably a thousand feet or more of cloud layer. There were some holes visable from jump alt but whatever. Anyway, it was insane, I realized when I came out of the clouds I had been holding my breathe?!? I laughed as my buddy came falling threw and we both were vocal under canopy! "FUCK YEAH" We both talked alot about the day when we could jump threw clouds! Thanks for reading.

yeah google just told me the same thing...thanks! I just misunderstood his statement.

Lewis Black died? wtf? when? he's hillarious!

Some instructors/friends at my DZ are planning to attend and I will be joining them if I get my rigged paid off by then, otherwise it stays in it's closet.

your a man of your word, i like that! Have a nice weekend, hope you get some jumps in.

Well, I'm going to AZ for the weekend. I have some friends that are high rollers and take a trip every year to stay in some guys 3 million dollar house. Everything is paid for, the liquor is stocked the garage is full of exotic cars for us to drive, and the back yard looks like something out of a rap video. We are getting picked up at the airport in a hummer limo full of strippers that are aparently hired to hang out with us all weekend. I'm not sure how all of this came about and why I'm invited but it's going to be crazy. I am hoping to borrow one of the nice rides and speed off to the nearest dropzone to get a couple warm weather jumps in. I hope it won't be to hard since I dont have my "A" stamp yet. Anyway I am planning on taking lots of pictures, maybe if anyone is intrested I will post them with some details of how it all worked out. I hope everyone has a fun and safe weekend. Cheers.

Cocktail!

No that was up at Brighton, it' my home but i love riding at the Bird!

the 'grenade' is the hot girl's not so hot side kick. the only way the hot girl will hang out with you is if your buddy with hang out with her friend. you are just 'taking one for the team'

guilty. i was more confused about the ability to delete the post, i didn't realize there was a time frame, untill now of course. nothing to be ashamed of, just someting i've never done before, it's not so bad though.

it's only happened once but for you i might make that mistake again!

you only missed it b/c you haven't given me any reason to show you. but i promise...if you saw it....

first name basis?! from my personal experience, I am with verizon and I can send and recieve from, t-mobile, sprint even cricket. maybe they are all sharing towers? I have some friends in the cell phone biz and they say that's how things USED to be. How about you send me the pictures and I'll forward them to your friend?