EdC

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  1. The snow is starting to melt in Ohio, but the weather man said there is more on the way. Big Ed
  2. I read it on occasion, but I just lurk, I'm not registered. Big Ed
  3. Have you heard about the new divorced Barbie ? It comes with half of Ken's stuff. Yeah, it's an old joke, but it makes me laugh. Big Ed
  4. I purchased my rig used and I got a deal on it. 4k is a lot to lay out for new gear when you first finish AFF. Also, you may outgrow what you are jumping now and want to move to a smaller canopy at some point in the future. I had about 35 jumps when I got my rig. Big Ed
  5. Happy B-day. Spring is coming soon, I hope. Big Ed
  6. Try Clapton's "From the Cradle" One of the best cds ever. Big Ed
  7. EdC

    Police Terms

    I've heard the following: The heat Johnny Law Copper Trooper State Boy (Ohio) Boys in blue or black Black and whites Ticket writer Rent a cop Big Ed
  8. I owe about 4k so it's off to the plasma center. Big Ed
  9. EdC

    Wed Funny

    Your first link works better, seems as though the second one gives an error message. Big Ed
  10. Water the plants or pour it out. There may be microscopic organisms and other nasty things in there you don't want. But then again, projectile vomiting can be fun at certain times. Big Ed
  11. Welcome, it's cold in Ohio as well. Spring is just around the corner. Big Ed
  12. Welcome to the forums. I'm sure you'll be able to find a lot of information here that will point you in the right direction. One question, are you ready for a life changing experience? Big Ed
  13. For markup help, go to the "Get Markup Help" in the reply screen and scroll down to the bottom of the page and it will tell you how to make it clicky. Hope this helps. Big Ed
  14. That's not right, he almost looks like that lady from "Throw mamaw from the train." Big Ed
  15. Thanks for sharing. I'm glad things worked out for you. At least you were not out in the woods and looking at a pine cone (they hurt). Have a nice day. Big Ed
  16. Do kids on the short bus know they are special? They always seem happy when the "regular kids" are all moody and pissed off all the time. Big Ed
  17. That's me in my high visibility jump suit. Big Ed
  18. The bad part is when not all of it comes out of your dog and he/she is running around the house with something hanging out its butt. Don't let your dog eat x-mas decorations. Big Ed
  19. A quick barrel roll to see if anyone is directly above me and then wave off and throw. I had someone go screaming past me with a snivel once when I had just opened and it scared the hell out of me. It seems like forever once I toss but I usually only loose a few hundred feet from last alti check to wave off, to pull, to open canopy. Big Ed
  20. EdC

    The little guy

    Hey little people need love too or is does that saying go some other way? Big Ed
  21. Ok, here is one for you. A 95-year-old man goes to see his doctor about getting a prescription for viagra but he asks the doctor to cut each pill into 4 pieces. The doctor informs the patient that viagra will not work if it is not take as a whole pill. The patient then tells the doctor “I don’t want them for sex, I just want my penis to stick out far enough so that I don’t piss on my shoes.” Big Ed
  22. If both of your arms were broken, you wouldn't be able to take off one shoe and shove it up your butt before bouncing just to confuse the FAA. Big Ed