EdC

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  1. It's about time. Now if we can stop Creed and Outkast or whatever his name is. I like geezer rock. Big Ed
  2. Don't feed bad cheese to a black lab. Bad cheese, a black lab and new carpet are three things that should not be combined. Merry Christmas Big Ed
  3. Getting old sucks. In bed by ten to watch the 10 o'clock news and up at 5:10 a.m. to let the dogs out because they heard the alarm clock first. Big Ed
  4. [singing] I want a hippopotamus for christmas [singing] That song comes to mind when I read the story. Big Ed
  5. Hit the animal and don't think twice. Cats are a dime a dozen and it should not have been on the freeway. Bummer about the rig, have a nice x-mas. Big Ed
  6. EdC

    Caption this:

    1. Field-testing the new Ronco trunk dumper. 2. Due to recent water conservation efforts in California, law enforcement officers are now required to recycle their bodily waste for compost. 3. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit hiding in the trunk. 4. Mob car salesman, “See you can fit a body in the trunk.” 5. The new hide and go seek champion. 6. New roadside assistance program, the car comes with a mechanic in the trunk. 7. You’re supposed to ride up front for those HOV lanes on the highway. 8. I still can’t find the damn wheel lock key. Big Ed
  7. EdC

    Senior Road Rage

    No, you just need to have a screwdriver or a twig from a tree to hold that little flap open or so I've heard, it's not like I've ever done anything like that. Big Ed
  8. EdC

    Disturbing

    Hey Dolly! You've got something hanging out of your ass. Big Ed
  9. EdC

    Senior Road Rage

    That takes talent because you have to push that little flap in to get "the hose" into the filler opening. Big Ed
  10. Why don't we pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit? *** Is that from the movie Heathers? Big Ed
  11. I hate people that talk to the characters on screen. For example "Girl, don't open that door!" and then of course they follow it up with "I told you not to open that door." It is as if the movie will stop and the character will look into the camera and say "Thanks." Yeah, I hate people who do that. And how hard is it to set your cell phone or pager to vibrate or shut the damn thing off. What’s even worse is when their phone rings and they answer, then they carry on a conversation giving the caller a play by play of the movie. Maybe that is why I wait until movies come out on DVD. Big Ed
  12. EdC

    The Flu

    I had the stomach version of the flu two weeks ago. It lasted about four days and I felt tired and weak for those four days. I just had to let it run its course and then I was feeling better. Now most of the people I work with have it and are passing it around amongst themselves. Big Ed
  13. I got my suit from them and I had a bunch of questions before I placed the order and they were great at answering my questions. I love the suit I got from them. Big Ed
  14. >> Good luck today. Big Ed
  15. EdC

    Average Joe

    The movie you're thinking about is here Big Ed