Ripsmacker181

And don't Fart, it always reaks havoc with the conservation. Better out than in, better out than in. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

141 views, only 15 votes and the yeighs are in the lead, 10 to 5.

Which says what about me? I love boobies, my child hood is littered with attempts of chasing the older girl, not just the older girl, but the older girl with the biggest, best tits in the school. What does that say about me? Breasts are good thier the exec's executive stress reliever and I love em. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

We have a slight majority 5 to 4. Vote good, vote for Boobies.

Again whats wrong with you, 67 views only 6 votes and its still split 50?50. That means three of you said yes, well done but three of you said no. Are you blind, Boobies are wonderful. Boobies are good. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

Who the fuck said No. Whats wrong with you. Boobies make the world go round. To the person that said yes, well done to you. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

Just saying Hello.... Whats Pink and Wrinkley and belongs to Grandad? Grandma.

Never eat yellow snow, coz half a hour earlier someone urinated there. Words of advice from me to you. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

Just thought I'd would share with you all, this news service by WN (World News) which is excellent. Top class information tool, it would be a crime not to. P.s Doc said my balls are fine. http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/03/14/belgium.diamonds.ap/index.html http://www.wnbroadcast.com/ http://www.pentagonnews.com/ Also getting tatoos removed, ready for new tatoos, which are some numbers and a balance. Back to college at the end of the year, a new mature me, so looking forward to meeting new people. Hope the females are hot might get some extra caricular activities. Still broke though, wish I was like my friend, he owns a buissnes in his name, no not his fathers, even though it was past onto him, no his own buisness. Very rich, you smarmy git. All taken care of, his whole life paid for, travel anywhere, do anything Muhfucker. Fast car, a ho on either arm, nights at the casino, strip bars and clubs and still young. Shit aint fair. Not even one booty call. Flying solo. Got a lot of reading to do, wish you all well, hope things are working out. Life is just one long missed opportunity. Intend to read all five religous text so I can get my head round this bickering. Worked out a person can raed 1001 books in just under 42 years. Much love. Mr. HollyWood.

So I'm feeling my balls, as you do, and found something growing on the side of one. So off to sees the doctor, the wonderful doctor of balls. Whats the worst that could happen I get one lobbed off, so what, I replace it with a brass phrosthetic, some drugs and I'll be fine. Seriously my left ball and tubules are seriously fucking weird. Saw a nice girl today, hoping I'll run into her tommorrow. Good enough reason as any to go to town. Shit ain't fair.

Why not make it a film, Captain America the feature film. That would be kinda cool.

I'm a Rooster. Rat - Prince Harry. Ox - Linoel Richie, Kate moss. Tiger - Robbie Williams Rabbit - Gordonbrown, Angelina Jolie Dragon- Russel Crowe, David Hasselhoff Snake- Tony Blair. Horse - Bob Geldof, Condolezza Rice Ram - Bill Gates Monkey - Jaques Chirac, Venus williams. Rooster - Me Dog- GWB, Madonna, Prince William. Pig - Camilla Parker Bowls, Elton John. Rabbit/Dragon Dog/Pig Horse/Ram Do you think the person shows their animal traits.

156 Intelligence quota, OF = 15 6. so I'd say thats above average, 100 average (good). MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

Thinkig about changing my flat around, living rooms gonna become a larger bedroom, with the old bedroom being made into a quite reading room, coz I got a lot a reading to do, so that would be nice. I got about 1500 saved already and saving another 30 a week towards it. So after doing the flooring, wallpapering and painting I'm gonna buy a profector which will be great, big screen for a lower price, and I was just wondering how easy is it to combine my digital Tv and a projecter, So I can whatch BASE projected on my wall. So If anyone cound lend some advice that would be great. Getting a new laptop and maybe a games console, aswell. Looking forweward to it. So any advice is welcome. Be great.... Okay downside is this is a few months off, I've got a crap Tv, the rooms cold and I don't get enough of the green stuff. No not marajuana, but paper. Lifes shit I'm not kidding myself, suicide is an option if life doesn't improve drastically within the next five years, been well ripped offf. And BTW stop shiting on me from a great height, is it cold up their, much oxygen coz im tired of cleaning the shit off my umbrellas. The worlds going down hill and britains gone to the dogs. Anyone lend me a Space rocket so I can evacuate myself from this rock. Moan Over.... MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

Merry freakin venereal Disease day. Show your loved one you care, give em herpes. You know, in 25 years I've never had a valentines day card never mind a gift. Whats worst I was in the bath feelin my balls (as you do) and I find a lump, im like shit what is it. Luckily found out its just the monster of all spots, which when squeezed burst inside my nut sack. Bollocks, looks like a swelling Bee sting. Pissed man. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

I got a compliment today which I thought I'd shere whith you, my friend said I'm posistiveley retarded, which is the nicest thing anyone has said to me for a while. Least I don't suffer from your infliction Ugly Syndrome. I;ve seen him make grown women cry. I myself would use him to drive fewar into the hearts and minds of my enemy coz Mr Merrick had nuthin on this muhfucker. We would lead him out under cover of blanket to the awaiting enemy prisoners, removing the blanket their would be a servere reaction and vomiting as the sheer ugliness of this fucker was unleashed. After that they would be begging me not to show you, the ugliest man alive in return for information and a good nights sleep. Secret weapon code name O.U.M (which stands for One Ugly Mutherfucker). I've seen grown men trying to remove their own eyes just to get rid of the residual image, some have never been the same again. So sad. But yes there you go I'm Positively retarded. Whatever that means. You'd miss me. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

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I'm thinking about getting my balls sucked. Which is my deepest thought for this eveining. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

....Won't vote for Hilary Clinton. I think it's an exuse for Bill to have an extra third term. It would be 32 years since GB Snr to Bill To Dubya back to Senator Hill or should I say Bills extra third term before your country see's sence and votes for someone Funky, fresh and new.. If she does win, I'm moving to South Africa. Such a henious mistake, stop it now while you still can. A Brilliant Senator does her Homework (been to Iraq and Afghanistan) loves and has done so much for New York But President. I don't think so. Maybe Anthony Edwards would be a better candidate, this guy is good and is going pretty unoticed. Check on him.

A panda and a Prostitute..... A Panda walks into a bar after escaping from a Zoo and is approached by a woman. She invites hime back to her place and so they get going. Once back the Panda says hes hungry and is invited to help himself to whats in the kitchen, the woman goes upstairs to get herself ready. The Panda hungry as a muhfucker eats everything, clears out the fridge and all the cupboards and goes upstairs. Once in the bedroom the pair gets down and dirty till the early morn. The womasn wakes to see the Panda leaving and asks wheres her money. The Panda purplexed asks what does she mean. So the woman gets a dictionary and shows him Prostitute. He reads " Sells sex for Money". The panda takes the dictionary and shows her Panda. She reads "Eats, shoots and Leaves." Get it, Eats shoots and leaves. I was told that when I was younger if you're wondering why it slightly infantile. Got any good Jokes. Looking back it is a terrible joke, just like my life, Dire. Why did Henry the Eigth have so many wives? Beccause he liked to chop and change. Dear Wayne Rooney, Statement... "I never knew John Merrick had children." Must ave hit every branch on the ugly tree, but you can't blame the father untill you''ve seen the mother. Didn't means it..... MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

Vd or venereal disease is a day in the year where we spread our love. Hep, herpes, Hiv. You can get it. So all I'm saying is with someone knew or that perfect stranger , roll strapped.