Halfpastniner

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  1. My worst dating mistake was breaking up with her! I got her back in the end BASE 1384
  2. one night we were out started with a very loud conversation regarding the long ass hair of one of our instructors, and then ended with a different instructor threatening to call INS on our mexican waiter BASE 1384
  3. that includes skydivers. We were once thrown out of a restaurant as someone thought it was a bright idea to see if you could bat butter balls with the ceiling fan! I feel like skydivers being thrown of restaurants might not be a very rare event BASE 1384
  4. And as I was reading that one I was thinking to myself to go to the auto parts store on the way home. Shit me too! BASE 1384
  5. I thought the you couldnt pierce the clit, and when people are talking about it they really meant hood? I think thats what my piercer guy was sayin. BASE 1384
  6. *you're I guess im the dumbass Whats the point in learning English? Im never going to England! BASE 1384
  7. Id say the chance of you taking someone out under a 79 is far greater than if you were flying a bigger canopy. Therefore you are hypothetically negatively effecting others safety by flying that napkin. Ban it! Ban everything! BASE 1384
  8. That plain cloths cop should be fired after this, unless there was something outside of the video that would warrent his action. What an ass. BASE 1384
  9. BURN! Guess you aint a virgin anymore BASE 1384
  10. no shit! that really got out of hand fast! BASE 1384
  11. Yeah shes quite good at that BASE 1384
  12. They told me i had to join DZ.com to be a real skydiver, i think its still true right? BASE 1384
  13. Shit I shop for my siblings in the 5$ movie bin at Walmart BASE 1384
  14. you better have a purrty rig to merit its own mat! BASE 1384
  15. Looks like your the dumbass...... BOC= Blue Oyster Cult http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0TzsPk48A BASE 1384
  16. Ok ill bite. You gonna tell us the story? BASE 1384
  17. So what the hell is twatter? BASE 1384
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU BASE 1384
  19. You two are lucky i was out drinkin and not at my keyboard! ya asshats! OSU almost redeemed themselves this year, yet embarrassed me again But i must say, i do like Tebow, he is good people. and he can (as DON said) play some ball. Ok im puttin the booze down now carry on BASE 1384
  20. GOD i hope the gators lose!!!! -Sincerely, a still kinda sore Ohio State fan BASE 1384