Layton

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  1. nekkid jump with the sugar gliderz!!!!!***where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
  2. you treat her like a gentleman?seriously.i think you already know what you want to do.think you are using the forum for a sounding board.which is totally cool.go with your gut instinct.***where are we going and why are we in this handbasket
  3. how bout underwear on the outside of your clothes?horny gorillas are cool too.texas twisters are good too but you can only do it with 2 people.you exit holding on to each others calves.when you get flat you both go into a track.you will spin like crazy and you cant hold on.its fun.good luck but mostly HAVE FUN!!!!!***where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
  4. about $35.getthe computerized version done.some place like midasor mineke or some place like that.i thought this thread was gonna be about boobies***where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
  5. build your own. ive read some of the stuff you have written here and you are way above average inteligence(spelling) stay away from dell and gateway they are not expandable and they are pieces of junk.most stuff is plug and play these days.just make sure you buy a big power source and at least 3 fans.one for the processor and 2 for the container.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  6. VA-94 VA-122 USS KITTY HAWK 79 days off the coast of iran 1979.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  7. Layton

    pairs

    things come in pairs.socks,shoes,BOOBIES.but why do we have a pair of underwear?its only one item.I didnt think much about it until my little bride asked me if she could borrow a pair of my underwear.(ok she likes to wear my underwear).***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  8. ok im gona say something that nobody has said.my youngest daughter has been showing the same behavior for about the last 6 years.she is now 21.the drop in gpa is a big sign to me anyway that maybe she is getting high or drinking.being a recoverying addict i see all the signs.i hope im wrong but when it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck im calling it a duck.get her tested and go from there.good luck if nothing else i knnow this ALL KIDS ARE LIARS!!!!! all of em yours mine all of em.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  9. we are supposed to see it real well here in ark.yes ill be with my wife/cousin didnt marry my sister(my brother beat me to it)and uncle daddy.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  10. you know them picnic tables that look like redwood but they aint nothing but 2by 4s? anyway i got into my dads gun cabinet one day while he was at work.i got a 30.06 shell out and laid it between 2 of the 2bys.then i took my trusty red ryder bb gun and proceeded to shoot at the primer of the rifle shell.plink i miss.plink i miss.about the time i think jesus what the hell am i doing i plink and hit the primer of the rifle shell.one hell of a bang erupted and the rearward flying brass grazed my right temple as it went by.never did tell him about that.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  11. take a motorcycle safety foundation course they provide everything including the bike.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  12. 3 rings 3 handles 3 points(leg straps chest strap) thats how i learned it.still sticks today.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  13. all right now you can drink both products at the same time and be drunk with no hope of passing out.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  14. id rool her up in the window and take her home.sont know what my wife would think of that though.maybe take her to the dz...........***if you are going to be stupid you bettter be tough
  15. Layton

    parachutist

    got my nov issue of parachutist yesterday.missy and amy from the sugar gliderz are on the front cover.man freefly chicks rock!***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  16. where do we(men) sign up?so i guess true love is a swallow.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  17. [:) cool stuff!!***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  18. show it to all his buds when he is in high school.or use it as blackmail material.nah show it off.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  19. Layton

    Tit-ee bar(NSFW)

    i can wash them boobies for her.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  20. what about the people that died over there?where is their familys big bucks?jessica lynch was supposed to be a soldier not a woman.aaahhhhh better shut up!!!!!!***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  21. wish i was there.bettern water turnin into wine.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  22. you had to pay the overload fine?that sucks why didnt the company pay it?didnt they know it was overweight?dont they weigh the axles? i would have tried to blame it on slamming on the brakes when the asshole caused all the shit to happen in the road.oh well glad you are safe.blues.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  23. i dont drink.i do see people make asses out of themselves though.for awhile its amusing then it gets disgusting.glad my using days are behind me(i hope)***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  24. saw my first set of boobies in NG.well my first was my momsbut you knowwhat i mean. ***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  25. as a KID ok a Child.kittens.i thought they were trying to eat the momma cat.but that was 40 years ago.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough