Layton

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  1. Layton

    forune cookies

    i dont know if this has been done before.sometimes after jumping we go to the local chinese restaurant and eat.we all get our fortune cookies and add either in bed or on the john at the end of the fortune.mine last saturday was.dont wrestle with pigs they enjoy it and you will get dirty. lets hear some of your favorite fortune cookies.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  2. no its not but we get a king air once a month.the same king air is about an hour and a half farther north so some of us go up to the other dz from time to time.i have 125 jumps and im a pretty decent belly flier.i do tend to float a lot though.trying to learn to sit fly now.opps im rambeling sorry***if youi are going to be stupid you better be tough
  3. DAMN!!!***if you are going to be atupid you better be tough
  4. 9,500 we jump a 182.we dont have a big fancy dz but what we do have is a hell of a lot of fun***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  5. i have a friend that works with adolescents (spelling) in a treatment center and i do voulenteer work there myself.if she gets away with this what you are telling her is that is alright to throw pencils at you.what comes next a brick? kids need to learn that they are responsible for their actions.if you dont press charges maybe you should let her know that you could have and if she does that again in the future you will. and if she does it again then press charges.if your word isnt any good then you will continue to get run over.draw your line in the sand now.just my .02***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  6. im guessing her name is gynger.bless her***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  7. val yuou are right in all violent crimes boose is a factor in 95 % of them.pot makes people lazy and at the most they would eat everything in the house.im a total abstainer (spelling).one of them 12 step people.been clean awhile too. right now im watching my youngest battle the coke thing.opps sorry to ramble.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  8. take all your skydiving friends with ya and just walk in and take the damn place over.aint like ya never seen em do that before. good luck girl hope ya make it!***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  9. why are ya getting out of the sport for a while? just asking ya know?***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  10. Layton

    got my c

    i just got my c in the mail c-34166.didnt get the d but what the hell guess ill just have to jump more huh?***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  11. ummmm where is this new piercing? come up north and jump with us.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  12. we buy a lot of stuff online.my wife says that the only thing a computer was really designed for was shopping.as long as they are secure sites and most of them are i dont have a problem with it.course we dont have any of the dreaded credit cards.we have a check card and if someone wants to try to use it well they have a suprise coming as we dont keep a lot of money in the checking account anyway.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  13. mine says the same thing.damnit how am i supposed to work when im restricted like this? guess ill just have to check it at home on my own time.this really sucks.***if you are going to be stuid you better be tough
  14. a big red ribbon.take everything off and put on the ribbon and wala.You are the present!!!.uh ya might want to do this in private.or not i dont know.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  15. $19 bought a jump ticket with it***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  16. Layton

    passed my c

    passed my c last weekend.sent em my money on monday.ok looking in mail box.nuttin. i hope it comes soon.see what kind of number i get.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  17. did somebody throw that thing out of a plane?***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  18. i went through my doors kick in the late 70s early 80s.they guy was an idiot and he sucked. an american prayer album wasnt too bad though.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  19. he should have his ass kicked for cancelling.i didnt think he did anything but sit in the park and smoke dope anymore.least thats the last thing i read about him.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  20. shoulda slept in the casa.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  21. yeah i agree t c pussy! rich pussy but pussy nonetheless.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  22. Layton

    Pinch ME!!!!

    think we can jump it? maybe out the back of a casa?***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  23. seeing how many miles i can put on a bmw motorcycle before it wears out.currently i have a 1978 bmw r80/7 with 213,000 yes thats right 213 thousand miles on it.and it still purrs like a kitten.and i have a 1985 bmw k100rt with about 54k on it.(its still a baby).and i like firearms too.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  24. the way mine works is i track look wave and pitch.i have enough jumps on my canopy that i know what it feels like.i used to try to watch the canopy open but on line stretch my head would almost ry to touch my shoulder blades.when i pitch i bring my hands to my risers and the risers are there then i know everythings doing what it should.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  25. im a slow faller myself.im 6 2 140 lbs and i figure my speed is around 105 or so. but the dz owner says i get more for my money that way.and im like you they are all fun.the main thing anyone needs to rember is that our primary goal is to land safely.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough