Layton
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ok my wife has made this comment to me since i started skydiving.stay out of the clouds because you will get struck by lightning.could this actually happen?
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i'd really like to jump a birdman suit.im tall and thin so i get flack all the time about my fall rate.how much freefall time did you get on this jump?
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got a new sabre2 135 and i have been doing 270 180 and 90 degree turns and im gonna keep doing em. at 8 grand.this thing is nice and fun to fly. i can see what the attraction is with swooping ill just keep my swooping up high.man i love high hop n pops with this new canopy.oh and it is so pretty.all tangerine orange with a royal blue center cell.sometimes i open high by myself and just look at her and as corny as it sounds i named her too.tangerine dreams.***if the door is open get the hell out
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What would it take for Hillary to dump Bill Clinton?
Layton replied to rickjump1's topic in Speakers Corner
she aint gonna do it.he gets her lost of pussy -
guess he got an offer he couldnt refuse.
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oh by the way you are hot.seen the poll the other day and my puter wouldnt load it.just thought ya might want to know.***open the door get the hell out
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who's got em? i work for the postal service and i had to work on regans observance day.so this is my regan day.and im off monday too.4 glorious fun filled days off.***open the door get the hell out
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yep we were going to go to six flags in arlington in a week or so.heard it got flooded pretty badly
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well its raining here in nw ark.(again)raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.wettest june in history.swimming pool is cold and it dont look much better for the weekend.this sucks
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i practice ugly exits.at my dz we have funneled in the door.but they are all fun
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no first im married.very married(she bought me a new container last year and a new sabre 2 this year) and 2 to me she isnt very attractive.white white skin and red hair.kinda scary looking to me.like the old comercial said my wife i think i'll keep her
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i thought it was hillary ho
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should have gone to sporting and got a couple of pounds of black powder as well and primers and such.just kidding just kidding.
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6 little serial killers in the making
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wow my wife has a 2000 vulcan classic.windshield bags.she dont ride it much ir just rolled over 3400 miles last week.good little wheels .enjoy and stay safe
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ive been watching and i guess i missed it. what did you buy?
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ok i did the ennie meeny minney moee or something to that effect so skymama got another one dont know whether she slaps or not.but id wear my hemet around any of em***all the greatest of the sadists and machochists too screaming please hit me and ill hit you
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i thought it was "my ho better have my money"
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can i pay with food stamps?
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i wuddunt hittin on ya that hard.i just axe ya to do the dirty boogie a couple dozen times,i even offered some ripple but you done got uppity at the slap a ho house
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you are lucky we have a nuclear power plant in our state so we are all green here
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we have all kinds of stuff like that here in ark.natural dam,white river,buffalo river both big white river rafting.caves,ark is "the natural state"and we have some beautiful roads for motorcycles.nice pics too.***sometimes i dont know is the best awnser.
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My Tandem Master put his hand on my $#@! just before Exit
Layton replied to motherhucker's topic in The Bonfire
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somebody should take her on a tandem that way she could keep her feet up on landing and still jump on her birthday
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i have a hook knife on my chest strap.my question is would we really have time to use it if we needed to?anybody used one on a skydive?im not talking crew dogs.regular jump.***if you are standing on the edge ya might as well jump