I completely forgot this year...
My best one was 2006. I got a random buddy to call my folks as my coach, and tell them I had a hard landing under turbulent winds and was taken to the ER. Over the next 5 hours we developed the story up to the point that they were frantically shopping for plane tickets to come visit me in the ICU.
My mom, saint that she is, said, "YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, I HOPE YOU DIE!"