pojo

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  • Main Canopy Size
    190
  • Main Canopy Other
    clipper
  • Reserve Canopy Other
    swift

Jump Profile

  • Home DZ
    hinton
  • License
    B
  • License Number
    103222
  • Licensing Organization
    BPA/FAI
  • Number of Jumps
    300
  • Years in Sport
    3
  • First Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Freeflying

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    Yes
  1. check this one "Dva mornara guraju podmornicu" & "Tarzan veze pesak u snopove" pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  2. here is a better one i hope this one will be funny Penis Requests a Raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  3. well i thought it'll be funny i'm sorry not that kind of jokes from me anymore pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  4. George Bush is so stupid... George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder. pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  5. what's that canopy???????????? pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  6. 10 Things Men Won't Say 1.Let's watch Lifetime! 2.Sex is overrated. 3.I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4.Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours. 5.There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book. 6.I'm glad I don't have a large penis. 7.My hips are too big. 8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah? 9.Does this suit make me look fat? 10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion. pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  7. I think that most people realize the risks they are taking before they make their first jump. in my case that was second jump first one was fine i didn't understand damn thing pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  8. that's funny pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  9. i would never eat big mac anyway i prefer my cheeseburger down from high street take away pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  10. that's the coolest thing i've seen pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  11. welcome to DZ pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  12. pojo

    shaved pussy

    that's terrible poor kitty pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  13. pojo

    Appearing baby

    good one pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
  14. cool staff pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.